CJC 12 89: R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T take out TCB sock it to me, sock it me, sock it to me,
CJC 12 89: Thts like my fav song of the century
TaF 350: Chris im glad you no the words to the song but stop embarrasing yourself
CJC 12 89: My body is just like an enchalada its hot and it takes care of buissness baby *snap* *snap* *snap*
TaF 350: Chris as a friend I am begging you, please stop i dont want u to be mad fun of.
CJC 12 89: Do you ever put on your moms dresses and call your self Mrs. Harriet Weatherby
TaF 350: This converstion is over
CJC 12 89: do u ever wish you were born a woman
TaF 350: god no, dont say stuff like that
CJC 12 89:Its just they can make love to men without being considered "gay
TaF 350: chris, i was talking to my mom and she knows a psycologist you can go to
CJC 12 89: Wanna see cody banks this friday
TaF 350: No I cant say i do chris
CJC 12 89: My Mom says since its rated PG only one of my parents has to come TaF 350: r u serious
CJC 12 89: yea but It's cool, she lets me get extra soda pop
TaF 350: wow that sounds great (not)
CJC 12 89: Wow! im going to the movies with a friend should i bring a pie or something
TaF 350: lol good one
CJC 12 89: hehe yeah my stuffed animals call me the bedroom crack up
CJC 12 89: Yo Steve I finally got all the seasons of so little time with mary kate and ashley olsen on tape, do u wannacome over and have a so little time marathon.
TaF 350: There is absoulutly nothing I would rather do less
CJC 12 89: But my already custom made T shirts and banners made commemorating the marathon
TaF 350: Well im not coming
CJC 12 89: Mabey ill invite some of my other friend over
TaF 350: You mean friends as in plural
CJC 12 89: No I mean a single friend his name is Saphron, he doesnt speak english
TaF 350: Well u 2 have fun
CJC 12 89: I'll scan some pictures from the big night My mom bought 7 rolls of film...I hope its enough
CJC 12 89: 4 months, 118 days, 4 hours
TaF 350: What in the hell are you talking about
CJC 12 89: Countdown
TaF 350: what coutdown
CJC 12 89: untill HPATOTP
TaF 350: Pardon
CJC 12 89: Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix
TaF 350: o is that the new harry potter book
CJC 12 89: Holy Hufflepuff have you not been counting down since the last book
TaF 350: No i didnt read the last one
CJC 12 89: Great Lord Voltamorts ghost why not....forgive me I should not have spoken his name
TaF 350: ummm its alright
CJC 12 89: Havent u reserved a copy
TaF 350: Na
CJC 12 89: Dont you plan to go to borders at the stroke of midnight to get a copy
TaF 350: um no....how does your dad feel about that
CJC 12 89: when i told him he cursed me off and then started crying because i kept chanting the angryisnotis spell.
TaF 350: Yea um i have to go
CJC 12 89: See u at Norwarts Fontebonnis (Thats Norwood LOLOLOLOL)
CJC 12 89: Im nervouse steve really nervous infact u can set my phaser to tummy butterflies
TaF 350: why
CJC 12 89: I have a HUGE Sci Fi convention this sunday
CJC 12 89: Im gonna ask Gene Roddenberry why the episode "Balance of Terror" featured both the telerometers and the landokometers when only one would have to be used to achive full balance of the garactian network
TaF 350: Yeah im sure he'll agree
CJC 12 89: are u out of your vulcan mind cadet,.... Liutent Roddenberry is one of the stubbornest men to ever step aboard the Star ship Enterprise....next to Captain James T Kirk of course LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
TaF 350: good one where is the convention
CJC 12 89: it is in Harrisburgh
TaF 350: Thats far away how are u getting there
CJC 12 89: My mother is providing an intercitytery vessel to accomodate me
TaF 350: what is she gonna go in with u
CJC 12 89: I dont no, when I was attaching my Spock Ears she was saying something in the backround about crying herself a new son.
CJC 12 89: want me to bring u back some stuffed tribbles or a model Romulan Destroyer
TaF 350: No thanks
CJC 12 89: passing up free merchandise what a LOSER!....now if ull excuse me I have to sew together a Klingon outfit for my turtle to wear...everyone will be all Holy Space Seed its KHAAAANNNNNNNNNNN.
TaF 350: well I gtg
CJC 12 89: well i DS9
TaF 350: what
CJC 12 89:DEEP SPACE NINE
CJC 12 89: Steve the funniest thing happened in the car today
TaF 350: whats that chris
CJC 12 89: Well My Mom noticed my shirt tail wasnt properlly tucked in so she pulled over to the side of the road to properrly "adjust" me.
TaF 350: cant you do that yourself
CJC 12 89: Um yea I just let my Mom do it to show her who's boss
TaF 350: oh got you so what was so funny
CJC 12 89: well im standing at the side of the road and my Mom is yanking down my pants and taking of my belt and she says "Chris how do you manage to pull your rabbit tale out of your knickers every day" so I say "I dont no mother I must be A PRO!" lololololol
TaF 350: so what was so funny
CJC 12 89: r u kidding I totally chickened her salad..I may have to stay locked in a large bird cage in our attic for a week but believe me its worth it.
TaF 350: r u kdding
CJC 12 89: No my mother is no loose goose she is as tight as our friendship
TaF 350: yea right
CJC 12 89: It's cool though My sister sneaks me the cheddar cheese from her luchables and theres some old water on the floor from hurricane floyd
TaF 350:That was in 1997
CJC 12 89: I no but anythings better then my own urine believe u me
TaF 350: Ill take your word for it
CJC 12 89: sometimes I close my eyes and pretend Im not in a large birdcage do you ever do that
TaF 350: Yea um I gtg
CJC 12 89: remeber to come to my birthday party
TaF 350: TaF 350 has signed off and will not come to your birthday party
CJC 12 89: Steve want to come over for my first annual Pokemon hunt
TaF 350: Chris, what the hell are you talking about
CJC 12 89: Well you see, last week was my annual easter egg hunt, it didnt go so well because I smothered my little sister in her sleep and took her eggs.
TaF 350: YOU KILLED YOUR SISTER
CJC 12 89: No, my parents found me foaming at the mouth as I tore my bed matress open with scissors because there were demon seeds in there. Anyway, they rushed her to the hospital and shes in stable condition
TaF 350: Dear Jesus thats awful
CJC 12 89: awfully awsome im four milky ways richer
TaF 350: no just awful
CJC 12 89: Dude, im four milky bars richer plus my pshychiatrist gives me jolly ranchers with every scarring memory I dont tell him.
TaF 350: thats great chris, what does this have to do with pokemon
CJC 12 89: I painted pokemon faces on all the left over eggs, plus i made some moon stones out of my grandpas heart medicine so we can evole Clefairy to Clefable
TaF 350: isnt heart medicine kind of important
CJC 12 89: What, i xed the im out im busy making "tangelas" vines out of purple rubber bands
CJC 12 89: By the way you will call Me Chris "the ash" Cattchem the entire day
TaF 350: How bout chris "the ass" cattchem
CJC 12 89: sryy, my dads calling me that and you no the rule, as proffesor oak only gives one starter pokemon to a trainer I may only give out one nickname per person
TaF 350:Mabey you should visit your sister in the hospital
CJC 12 89: My mom said I am never to look at her again
TaF 350: thats probably best
CJC 12 89: I made a kick ash version of jigily puff, but im gonna make jiggly puff the refferee of the hunt, I just hope she dosent send us all to sleep with her enchanting Songs LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
CJC 12 89: Who do you thinks the sexiest pokemon
CJC 12 89:I think its bulbasuar because of his erotic vine whip
TAF 350 HAS SIGNED OFF
CJC 12 89: im so depressed, wooder
TaF 350: what did I say about calling me that
CJC 12 89: sorry its just im so sad I couldn't even watch "charmed"
TaF 350: Wow for you that is really depressed whats the matter
CJC 12 89: i didn't get the lead part in the townships production of "Annie"
TaF 350: I didn't realize there was a male lead in Annie
CJC 12 89: There isn't
TaF 350: what?
CJC 12 89: I auditioned for the orphan Annie, I thought i could bring new school flava to the part but according to the director i had to much "penis" to get the role.
TaF 350: I could see where that would be a problem, why didnt you go out for a different part
CJC 12 89: If i can't where those beautiful red curls then i dont want to wear anything, (except my scrappy doo underwear)
CJC 12 89: he was way better then scooby because he had sas (and a fine piece of ass LOLOLOLOL im TERRIBLE)
TaF 350:I hear that *cough*
CJC 12 89: really! when i told my dad that but he was to busy with some kind of "adoption form" about me
CJC 12 89: I'll i know is im goin on vacation!
TaF 350: Have fun
CJC 12 89: How can I when im not annie, my mom already made me a dress
TaF 350: your mom willingly made you a dress
CJC 12 89: I had my sister so I wasnt sent to another one of those "Straitening Out" Camps
TaF 350: You frighten me
CJC 12 89: You know who frightens me "Ronald Mcdonald" WHAT THE HELL IS THAT MAKEUP HIDING IT JUST MAKES ME SO MAD
TaF 350: Chris take your pills
CJC 12 89: Good Plan Captain Sam
CJC 12 89: Anyway im gonna act out Annie for my family
TaF 350: Does your family know yet
CJC 12 89: No, but dont worry I unloaded my Dad's gun after last years "My Fair Lady" Fiasco
TaF 350: Didnt that accidently kill your other brother
CJC 12 89: Mother and Father say I never had another brother and I was imagining the whole thing
TaF 350: What are you talking about, his name was David he went to are school
CJC 12 89: THE WHOLE THING
CJC 12 89: I Gtg get ready for my performance, those macaroni necklaces wont make themselves
CJC 12 89: Hey Woodaroo, I can't go to your party this weekend im grounded
TaF 350: I never invited you to my party
CJC 12 89: Well i naturally assumed I was invited after boba fett froze you in carbonite and I came to jabba's palace and get you out
TaF 350: That wasn't you it was Luke in return of the Jedi
CJC 12 89: regardless, i was grounded after I joined the tee ball team my dad coaches
TaF 350: I didnt realize 14 year olds could do tee ball
CJC 12 89: They can now bitch
TaF 350: chris your pills
CJC 12 89: I was playing T-Ball and this little punk named Issaic said I belong in S-Ball because I Suck so I went Buckwild on him
TaF 350: u beat up a little kid
CJC 12 89: well i was gonna let it go after the S-ball remark but then the kid called me "Shortstop" can u believe it "Shortstop" he was making fun of my height, i had to beat that kid
TaF 350: Just out of curiosity where were you on the field
CJC 12 89: inbetween 2nd and 3rd
TaF 350: yeah thats what I thought
CJC 12 89: you don't mean, O My God Issaic is Gay, wait till I tell Rico he is gonna Die!!!
TaF 350:No you idiot shortstop is the position you were playing
CJC 12 89: You mean he wasnt calling me a name
TaF 350: No
CJC 12 89: and s-ball is just a misunderstood term as well
TaF 350: yeh sure
CJC 12 89: Wait till I tell Rico
TaF 350: who the hell is Rico
CJC 12 89: This guy I know hes my friend
TaF 350: Chriiiisss CJC 12 89: He's not as much of a person as he is an imaginary friend
TaF 350: Chriiiiiiiisss
CJC 12 89: Ok so hes a parking meter, so what
TaF 350: That Sounds about right
TaF 350: what did u do to the kid
CJC 12 89:the standard beat up, punches, kicking, Chiseling
TaF 350:Chisiling
CJC 12 89: I kinda chisiled my initials in top row of teeth
TaF 350: dear God
CJC 12 89: And the sentence die bitch die in his bottom teeth
TaF 350: Jesus........ o well I guess thell fall out
CJC 12 89: dont be so sure, lets just say "Rubber Cement" was involved
TaF 350: I guess your Dad was pretty upset
CJC 12 89: I dont know he was angry on the way home but I think he cheered up when I showed him what I can do with a baton
TaF 350: judging by the last.... lets say nine conversations we had I would think your father would be infuriated by this display
CJC 12 89: never judge a star trek episode by its title stephen my boy
CJC 12 89:he started crying tears of happiness
TaF 350: how do you know they were happy
CJC 12 89: I guess I assumed like that time we were so happy when I went to the Ewok party and I saw him as a ghost beside the fire with obi wan and yoda and we looked at eachother and we knew we would be together spiritually forever
TaF 350: again chris, Luke and Return of the Jedi
CJC 12 89: well believe me the happiness didnt last long
CJC 12 89: I kept calling the wiffle ball a primitive poke ball
CJC 12 89: My Dad started screaming I Have no Son and let go of the steering wheel
TaF 350: my God then what happened
CJC 12 89: I blacked out and woke up in a wampa ice cave, I was finally able to use the force, retrieve my lightsaber and defeated the beast but not without him eating my only mode of transportation.
TaF 350: I cant talk to you
CJC 12 89: Hey Woodchip, I just saw X2 for the 13th time
TaF 350: wow im suprised
CJC 12 89:You sarcastic son of a sand dollar you are more slippery then the sly magneto
TaF 350: Thanks Chris
CJC 12 89: a really funny thing happened at the movie theater
TaF 350: let me guess, did u purposely cough loud during the preieviews
CJC 12 89: R U KIDDING!!! i didnt want to get kicked out
TaF 350: dammit chris what happened
CJC 12 89: so me sapphron, rico, and bruno are sitting in the theater
TaF 350: k
CJC 12 89: so we over hear this nerd in front of us say "Ouch, thats got to hurt!" the his girlfriend when Wolverine is getting beat up by Deathstrike
TaF 350: Yeah, the guy seeing the movie with his girlfriend truly is a nerd compared to you, the boy seeing X2 for the 13th time pointing out plot holes to a foreigner, a parking meter, and...
CJC 12 89: Bruno
TaF 350: Who the hell is Bruno
CJC 12 89: my friend
TaF 350: and where did u meet this "friend"
CJC 12 89: The Hospital
TaF 350: what section
CJC 12 89: Comatose
TaF 350: Bingo
TaF 350: did u move the life support system to the movies
CJC 12 89: whats life support
TaF 350: okay, moving onn what happened after the nerd made such a careless mistake
CJC 12 89: I said " Whats your mutant power, getting X-Facts wrong" everyone was laughing.
CJC 12 89: can u blame them
TaF 350: everyone chris
CJC 12 89: Like half the theater
TaF 350:.........
CJC 12 89:my friends were amyway
TaF 350: really?
CJC 12 89: well saphron was trying to free himself from our chains
TaF 350: chains?
CJC 12 89: were chained together so we can be friends forever
CJC 12 89: i tried breaking his legs and keeping him in the attic but he manages to crawl away.
CJC 12 89: I made sure it would never happen again
TaF 350: Dear God, lets get back to your friends
CJC 12 89: well Bruno was either laughing or gasping i couldnt tell
CJC 12 89: he was saying "Need Life Support" so i totally offered him a Low-5 but pulled a too slow on him, he crashed to the ground and strawberry jam came out of his mouth
CJC 12 89: Rico was laughing so hard coins were coming out his wazoo
TaF 350: you sure it was strawberry jam
CJC 12 89: it better be, I made sandwhiches
TaF 350:seriously you are retarted
CJC 12 89: Saphron wants to see high
TaF 350: thats alright
CJC 12 89: Elp ma
TaF 350: pardon
CJC 12 89: HLP EM
TaF 350: Im srry
CJC 12 89: HELP ME
CJC 12 89: okay your done sapphron
TaF 350: I think I should call the police
CJC 12 89: who you gonna call
TaF 350: the police
CJC 12 89: the correct awnser is GHOSTBUSTERS!
TaF 350: the cops are coming to get sapphron
CJC 12 89: I hope slimers coming
TaF 350: I REPEAT the cops are coming to get sapphron
CJC 12 89: It's not my fault he hijacked my plane and kidnapped me
TaF 350: You Hijacked HIS plane and kidnapped HIM
CJC 12 89: thats ridiculous, I AINT FRAID OF NO GHOST
TaF 350: see you in 6-8 years
CJC 12 89: or mabey, just mabey next thursday between 8-10 (wink)
CJC 12 89: Creamy Woodness,today i'm happier then when I got all 3 of blue's clues on blues clues
TaF 350: why are u so happy
CJC 12 89: i think ive found "The One"
TaF 350: Goddamit chris i told you your not Morpheous
CJC 12 89: this time I mean like a special person that I think i'm in love with
TaF 350: this should be good
CJC 12 89: my sister gave me her sn and shes really nice
CJC 12 89: her sn is "SmarterChild"
TaF 350: r u kidding
CJC 12 89: was Scotty from Star trek kidding when he said "The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank!
TaF 350: ......
CJC 12 89: no, no he wasnt and either am I
TaF 350: Theres something you should no about your new special friend
CJC 12 89: o poor, poor padawan learner you are not fully influenced in the feelin you earthling call "love"
TaF 350: you know what you two have fun together
CJC 12 89: tonight im telling my parents im moving to wisconssin to be with her
TaF 350: where does she live
CJC 12 89: the "Madison Technical Computer Clinic"
TaF 350: and you don't find that odd
CJC 12 89: stephen, I have a treehouse shaped like the millenium falcon that I pretty much live in
TaF 350:oh yeah, remeber when you burnt down your house after trying to go into "hyperspeed"
CJC 12 89: do i rember haha, I still have bruises and soars covering my body from when my Dad 9:beat me senseless that night hahahahahhahhhahahahhaha
TaF 350: um yeah
CJC 12 89: man those were good times
TaF 350: so where are you and it going to live
CJC 12 89: you mean her
CJC 12 89: I dojnt no, I just kind of figured we'd live in the tree tops like the ewoks
TaF 350: why the hell would you figure that
CJC 12 89: I have no idea
TaF 350: You are a very troubled young man
CJC 12 89: my brother said that so i unleashed sapphron on him
TaF 350: is sapphron viscious
CJC 12 89: when you feed him a steady diet of ear medicine and gun powder he is
TaF 350: wait, your brother can talk i thought he was like 2
CJC 12 89: oh yea, i guess I imagened the whole thing
TaF 350: so you didnt realsese sapphron
CJC 12 89: no i did, i was pretty pissed I kept shouting Sic Semper Tyrannis,"
TaF 350: isnt that what booth shouted after he shot Lincoln
CJC 12 89: I thought he shouted "Im Ko-Ko for Cocoa Puffs"
TaF 350: no that was a cartoon on a cereal commercial
CJC 12 89: Cocoa Puffs suck they make me more mad then when felicity cut her hair in season 2
CJC 12 89: I was so comftorable with her, ben, noel, and julie and then she totally betrayed her fans with that short haircut
CJC 12 89: I didnt go to school for 2 weeks
TaF 350:i remeber that, your dad wrote" I Have No son" on the absentee list under reason
CJC 12 89: he is quite the kidder he once said he diidnt like the first Star Trek series
CJC 12 89: he kept saying "God Dammit you little bitch im not kidding" which only added to the hilarity
CJC 12 89: Holy-Moly-Agent-Mulder im late for smarterchild and I's online nuptials, come this time tommorow will we be home from are honey moon
TaF 350: you two will surley have a magical evening full of champagne, strawberrys,a nd USB ports
CJC 12 89: what was a the last one
TaF 350:Love
CJC 12 89: thank you Obi-Wood-Kenobi id ask you to be my best man but Knightrider72 has a lot more in common with me
TaF 350: darn, well, c you
CJC 12 89: Im Outie, Cyber Hug : ) : )
TaF 350: Cyber Middle Finger
CJC 12 89: Stephen my Kitten, I am Smitten TaF 350: You mean smarterchild
CJC 12 89: no her programmer was all "get out of here kid, and put some underpants on its freezing out"
TaF 350: u mean u realized Smarterchild was a huge piece of machienery
CJC 12 89: and i learned the hard way, a serial port is not as easy to make out with as it may seem
TaF 350: we've all been there
CJC 12 89: THANK YOU, i told my dad that and he said "Black Eyes on the House"
CJC 12 89: I said ill have two because I thought he was talking about Gummie Eyes
TaF 350: are there such things as gummie eyes
CJC 12 89: apperently no
CJC 12 89: its cool shes a computer though in the future all woman will be computer generated (and hopefully some men) *wink*
TaF 350: What!
CJC 12 89: huh
TaF 350: what did u just say
CJC 12 89: you mean "time for your sponge bath"
CJC 12 89: o sorry, that was with sapphron
TaF 350: yet another look into the twisted world of chris colleti
CJC 12 89: you should see my dreams, they would strike fear into the black cold heart of satan himself
CJC 12 89: lets just say they all end with a funeral and lots of electric chair fumes
TaF 350: For christs sake can we please change the subject
CJC 12 89: I'll tell you my list of vulcans and wookies i would "do the deed" with
TaF 350: back to the dreams! back to the dreams!
TaF 350: on second thought i why dont u just tell me who your smitten with
CJC 12 89: Its not one of the earthling girls i see when i make my 5 minutes of human contact a week its more of a Dog
TaF 350: what kind
CJC 12 89: well I just found it in my pantry its long with squiggly hair and a long stick coming out its back
TaF 350: and you found it in the closet
CJC 12 89: yeah, somtimes my parents walk it arounfd the house and they call it "cleaning"
TaF 350: Chris thats not a dog, its a mop
CJC 12 89: is that like a cat or a reptile
TaF 350: its a device used for cleaning the floor
CJC 12 89: BRB
CJC 12 89: yep, its a mop
TaF 350: what tipped you off
CJC 12 89: the label that said "Mop"
CJC 12 89: plus we call the closet we keep< it in "the mop closet"
CJC 12 89: No wonder my dad kept yelling "Hey Faliure Child, Thats a Freaking Mop not a Dog"
TaF 350: you didnt realize
CJC 12 89: i guess not
TaF 350: you should stick to normal pets
CJC 12 89: yeah like sapphron
TaF 350: would you let him go already
CJC 12 89: no way i just got him a new collar
TaF 350: are u gonna get a real dog
CJC 12 89: im gonna stick with this mop see how things turn out
CJC 12 89: and Mops the truth
TaF 350: that pun dosent even make sense
CJC 12 89: my baby sitter says if "i free my mind any things possible"
TaF 350: you have a baby sitter
CJC 12 89: its just cause my mom dosent want me running into sharp cornors or coloring on the wall
CJC 12 89: plus who else whould dress me for night night
TaF 350: Goodbye Christopher
CJC 12 89: hey Keeanu Steves i had a rough day
TaF 350: did u try freestyling in that south philly club again
CJC 12 89: are u kidding they thretened to pop a cork in my ass
CJC 12 89: and i dont even own a donkey
TaF 350: you did do so racist things
CJC 12 89: I thought Kris Klux Kolleti was a cool rap name
TaF 350: was the white hood neccisary
CJC 12 89: it was to symbolize the ghostly faces of my dead play pals
TaF 350: and the burning cross
CJC 12 89: that was just good clean old fashioned fun
CJC 12 89: annyywayy, remeber how frusturated my Dad was when I acted out "A Walk to Remeber" with my stuffed animals and showed it at our family reunion, thats how i felt today
TaF 350: i wouldnted just say frusturated id say overflowing with unbridled anger
CJC 12 89: after the whole "wood chipper" he calmed down
TaF 350: did he throw your stuff in it
CJC 12 89: no, the big goof almost threw me in ahahhahah
TaF 350:chris, why were u so frusturated
CJC 12 89: well i was trying out for the mounts play and the drama coach said would Claude Colleti please come up
CJC 12 89: and i said my names chris
CJC 12 89: so he says O im sorry the ink on my pen ran together
TaF 350: so
CJC 12 89: he was insultiung pens
TaF 350: yea
CJC 12 89: MY DAD OWNS A PEN FACTORY
TaF 350: no your dad is in construction
CJC 12 89: I wish someone told me that before I singed off his eyebrows
TaF 350: why would u do something like that
CJC 12 89: pens have been my dads entire life
TaF 350: no they havent chris they havent even been a fraction of your dads life
CJC 12 89: if you were a fraction would you rather be the numerator or the denominator
TaF 350: chris can we get back on the subject
CJC 12 89: so anyway people are yelling call the police as i burn the roof of that pen-hating bastards mouth
CJC 12 89: and when the police do show up they tell my Dad i need professional help
TaF 350: thats pretty rough
CJC 12 89: so my Dads taking me out in the middle of this lake for a few hours
CJC 12 89:and hes brionging alot of rope and cement blocks
TaF 350: um chris
CJC 12 89: he says im gonna be swimming with the fishs for a few hours and that will clear my head up
TaF 350: just be careful
CJC 12 89: ill be safe my dads bringing a shot gun that will protect me
CJC 12 89: want to see if you can come
TaF 350: NO, just you two have fun
CJC 12 89: thanks
CJC 12 89: me and you are like the two aunts on Sabrina the Teenage Witch
CJC 12 89: were always there for eachother
TaF 350: yea srry gtg
CJC 12 89: hola sexy steven
TaF 350: its actually stephen with a ph
CJC 12 89: ohhh like phaser
TaF 350: if that helps
CJC 12 89: i got a sweet new ride
TaF 350: chris just because your tree house has a steering wheel inside dosent mean its a pirate ship!
CJC 12 89: my beanie baby parrot says different matey
TaF 350: i thought your dad burned that tree house down after you made it your "Ya Ya Sisterhood Meetingplace"
CJC 12 89: yeah but the house caught fire and it became a blazing inferno of my dads unleashed rage
CJC 12 89: i got grounded because i kept yelling "The Ya-Ya God is angry" at my dad as he feverishly tried to water down the house with what he thought was a bucket of water
CJC 12 89: in reality it was gasoline that was used to power my pirate ship
TaF 350: why did u have gasoline for a pirate ship, it would sail on the occean
CJC 12 89: how does a butterfly get them pretty wings
TaF 350: a process called metamorphisis
CJC 12 89: metadorkasis
CJC 12 89: "I met a dorkus" his name was steve
CJC 12 89: hahahahahahahahahhaha
TaF 350: yes i am sure that joke kills in the "Big n Beautiful" chat room
CJC 12 89: U were in that chat too
CJC 12 89: im meeting UndercoverCop898 at the mall tonight
TaF 350: chris dont u find that screen name a little odd
CJC 12 89: no shes' "Good" "Under the covers"
TaF 350: what about the Cop
CJC 12 89: i dont no it must be like her birthday or somthin
TaF 350: good luck with that
TaF 350: what were we talking about again
CJC 12 89: my crippling emotinal pain and the fact that im faced with the thought of wandering this lonely lonely earth alone for the rest of my PATHETIC LIFE!!! :'(
TaF 350: um, no
CJC 12 89: my love of the "Dell Intern" commercials and how in many ways the combined forces of lisa, simon, and darren are far better then the repetive and bland commercial featutring steven otherwise known as the dell dude.
TaF 350: i dont no how to respond to that
CJC 12 89: Dude your getting a dell more like Dude ill see you in HELL!!!
CJC 12 89: hghdfdifo
CJC 12 89: sorry some of the foam dripping from my mouth scrambled the key board
TaF 350: i believe you got a "sweet new ride"
CJC 12 89: PLeezbelevit Bizznatch
TaF 350: what dirtbike, skateboard, roller skates
CJC 12 89: let me break it down fo you
CJC 12 89: shiny red coat, alluminum siding, 2 inch rims im talking Radio Flyer
CJC 12 89: big balla stuff
TaF 350: a wagon
CJC 12 89: yeah
CJC 12 89: if i tie sapphron to it and dangle a piece of paper that says "Sweet Freedom" above him with a makeshift fishing rod i can roll down the street and make sure none of my frog jars fall over
CJC 12 89: once i brought my frogs to mister wilsons house and they ecsaped and he got so angry.
TaF 350: thast was dennis the menace
CJC 12 89: thats why it wasnt me who did it but actually a person on the TV!!
CJC 12 89:it all makes sense
TaF 350: you have problems telling fiction from reality
CJC 12 89: silence or i shall disable your speaking ability for I am Ursala the dark queen of the sea
TaF 350: goodbye chris
CJC 12 89: bye bye sweetie xoxoxoxox
TaF 350: diediediediedie
CJC 12 89: you so sweet shuga
