Geno: What's up man? Thanks for doing this for me dog, I really need this to meet my deadline.
Damien: No prob, but we got to hurry up. I got some shit to do shortly.
Geno: OK, Mike get the camera rolling.
Mike: We're rolling in 5, 4, 3, 2...
Geno: Yo what's up Realm? This be your boy Geno Shady for Shock The World TV and I'm here with the one and only "Bad Twin" himself, Damien. What's going on man?
Damien: Nothing too much, I'm doing good G. You know how I do.
Geno: Word, word. So put me up on game yo. What do you think about this new game called Internet Macking?
Damien: I love that shit! Where else can you have five different conversations with five different broads all at the same time. That's the shit fa sho.
Geno: What's the funniest thing that has happened to you while chatting online?
Damien: Oh man it was this one time I said hi to this broad on there, and this chick get's her boyfriend to send me a message saying that she didn't apprieciate me calling her "Love" I say that to every woman I talk to. So I called her on it because it really wasn't that serious. Anyway this chick goes on to call me all kinds of different haters and shit like that. Now at the time, my boy Savien was talking to her. She's lucky, cause I would have gone off. I could have called her "Bitch" instead of "Love". Now everytime I see her online, I'm going to let that hoe have it.
Geno: That's wild man.
Damien: I know. But what can you do?
Geno: It's cool. Let's move on to somehing else. If you could get with any woman on TV right now, who would it be?
Damien: That would have to be Lisa Nicole Carson. She is thick as hell man.
Geno: Any other women catching your eye right now?
Damien: Yeah there are a lot of women that I see on the daily that would get my best plumbing work if you know what I mean. But you can't do everybody. Too much shit out here capable of making your dick fall off.
Geno: I feel you there dude. Tell me what you think about this war going on?
Damien: Man I don't know. It's some shady goin on's happening. And I don't think we know enough. They always talking about national security, but if you can't tell you're people the real, then something ain't right.
Geno: So if they had a draft, you wouldn't go?
Damien: Man hell nawl! They got enough people in the military. I'm not fighting for this country for shit!
Geno: Why not D?
Damien: There is too much shit going on right here for this country to always be involved in other peoples shit. Take care of the problems at home first, then worry about everybody else. That's probably why they bombed our asses.
Geno: You real passionate about that huh?
Damien: Yeah man. I just know that the world is fucked up. Just because the world is fucked up don't mean that I have to be fucked up with it.
Geno: Oh ok, let's move on to something different. What was your relationship with your father like?
Damien: Fuck that nigga! I never had a father. His lame ass was gone before I was born.
Geno: Do you want some shorties yourself?
Damien: Not right now kid. Maybe when I'm old and grey. Like around 30 years old I'll do it. But not now.
Geno: (laughing) Alright man, that's all we have time for.
Damien: Yeah man it's about that time. But we'll do it again.
Geno: Yeah, thanks man. This is Geno Shady for Shock The World TV with my man "The Bad Twin" Damien, and we're out. Peace!
