Mr. Turn U. Out
Have you ever just wanted a lover
that you never had to answer to?
No headaches, no heartaches, no broken promises.
Someone who could get you off and just leave,
and not take your emotions with them.
See love, I`m that man.
But I`m not real,
I`m just a fantasy.
Remember me?
I was in your dream last night
But you don`t know my name.
All you know is that I did it
And it felt just right.
So maybe that`s our destiny
in this world that`s so insane.
We hit each other off by candlelight.
I`m not even real,
I`m just a figment of imagination.
Never causing aggravation.
No more jealousy, dishonesty,
it`s purely exstacy,
laying next to me.
They call me Mr. Turn U Out
Remember me,
the one from your fantasy.
I`m here to turn you on.
In privacy,
keep me a secret from society.
I`m Mr. Turn U Out
Remember me,
the one from your fantasy.
I`m here to turn you on.
Exclusively,
experimental monogamy.
I can make your body scream
if you know what I mean.
I can create passion with my eyes.
I can make your waters flow
with just a simple tease.
For you I always save a special surprise.
I`m not even real,
I`m just a figment of imagination.
Never causing aggravation.
No more jealousy, dishonesy,
It`s purely exstacy
laying next to me.
They call me Mr. Turn You Out
Remember me,
the one from your fantasy.
I`m here to turn you on.
In privacy,
keep me a secret from society.
I`m Mr. Turn U Out
Remember me,
the one from your fantasy.
I`m here to turn you on.
Exclusively, experimental monogamy.
Everything your heart desires.
Anything your mind can concieve love
All of your dreams of satisfaction,
Are right here in your imagination.
Good Friends
My demeanor, it's pretty unassuming.
Most of the time, it leaves you wondering,
What's that man thinking?
Well, when I look at you,
I hear your erotic spirit calling my name.
And while that's going on,
Mine is doing the same.
But I'm going to play this cool,
I don't want to get too excited.
Although I know you want me, just as I want you.
Everything will go down when it's supposed to.
So for now I'll settle for your number,
A smile when I see you,
And the occasional hello.
And when you're having a bad day,
I'm sure you'll let me know.
Time passes, and I become someone you can confide in.
It's becoming pretty obvious to you,
That we are becoming more than just friends.
Study dates become Blockbuster nights.
And finally comes that night that we had been waiting for,
Ever since we met that day by the bookstore.
The night of unrelenting passion,
Of when you show me Victoria's Secrets's latest fashion.
The night that will leave us both gasping.
Tonight I connect with your soul,
As the pleasure of our bodies overflows.
The kind of sex tha make for tightly curled toes,
And sweated out cornrows.
I approach your body like a soldier on a mission.
Moving my pelvis with machine like precision.
We explore all fantasies, leaving nothing undone.
And we're not going to stop,
Until at least ten times you come,
Or up comes the sun
As the sun rises, our lovemaking subsides.
We clutch each other with closed eyes,
Sprawled out on the bed with my head between your thighs,
Hoping the neighbors didn't hear our lustful cries.
After all of this, what does that make us?
Are we man and wife, boyfriend and girlfriend?
Nah, we're none of that. When people ask, we'll tell them.
We're just really good friends.
