It was the middle of the day, probably about... I don't know... twelve o'clock in the afternoon the sun is blazing on my back. I just got out of my truck to start the wonderful activity I call Hell. I go up to the house and start checking their Sentricon Stations. And would you looky there, i just found out they've covered half of them and six inches of bark, they're my new BEST FRIENDS >:0 After I finish the front of the house, cussing the whole time, I walk to the gate, open it up, and walk into the backyard. To my wonderful surprise... what would you see but a wonderful little football sized Chiwawa that looked similar to this one... yes wonderfully loving and adorable creature that it was wouldn't stop barking as soon as I entered that gate. No amount of cooing and wooing could I do to get that DAMN RAT to SHUT THE HELL UP!!!! No while I was bending down to do Sentricon it was at my heels yipping and yapping and lunging at my heels like it was actually going to do something... someone please tell who in their right mind would want an overgrown mean ass rat that didn't have a sweet bone in its body as a pet (now I may be a little harsh because the last chiwawa I came encounter with, did one of two things everytime it saw me... either bite my leg, or hump my leg... wonderful little creatures). The whole time I considered if the Chiwawa would like to make evolutionary steps towards the ability to fly. But looking up I realized that the house I was inspecting was also next door to a very old lady staring at me the whole time. I decided it would not give the company I work for a good image if she saw one of the employees trying to set a world record for the longest kicked Chiwawa. The good news is that I made it through without any bodily harm or unwanted... "juices"... on me (and incidentally, or unfortunately, the dog either). So here is another story to add to the saga of my job. Please enjoy because I know it brings me great joy to know that you are gaining pleasure out of my suffering, until next time... adios... yo qiero taco bell?