Reported 2nd April 2002
SWF Hell Bound 2002 is only a few weeks away, and why not a better time to do a thorough run down of all thats happening at the event! In all there are six matches booked for the card, including what looks like to be a triple main event. In a non-title match, we will see the returning Dawson Creek up against the current SWF World champion, Puma. These two have never confronted eachother in the ring, but even so these wrestlers could easily pull off a great match. Puma with his arsenal of high flying, daredevil antics combined with Dawson's capabilities of taking some hard bumps, this match may turn out to be a memorable confrontation. Next up we have the SWF Tag Team titles matchup between NBW's Spike Nails and Jason Clements taking on Assassin and Dawson Creek. Again this match could be awesome if played out correctly. Spike Nails is a master of taking incredible amounts of pain and still coming back for more, and Jason Clements, who is undoubtedly the best all-rounded wrestler for his age. Together, they are NBW and are willing to do anything to retain the tag team titles. Assassin and Dawson Creek, who are both great entertainers in their own right, will be attempting to take back the tag team titles to their rightful home in the SWF. We then have the Bloddy Raw Submission match between Dawson Creek and Jason Clements. In a nutshell, the objective of the Bloody Raw Submission Match is to somehow make your opponent bleed, whether it be the outcome of a weapon shot, etc and to then apply a submission hold to make your opponent tap out. You cannot win the match via submission if your opponent isn't bleeding somewhat. No pinfall, no rope break and the no countout rules apply. We then move on to "bout one" of the triple main event as current SWF champion, Puma takes on Spike Nails for the SWF World title. Puma and Spike have only battled a few times in the ring, though on occasion their matches have been very entertaining. Will we see the SWF World title go to NBW? Will a stipulation be added to the match at the last second? Anything is possible in the SWF! On to the "second bout" of the triple main event. A match that could very well go down in history as one of the most brutal backyard matches of all time. Bodies will be battered, and minds will be spend as two of the most extreme wrestlers go head to head in a No Holds Barred Yardcore style death match. Rave will take on Spike Nails for the NBW World Title! Rave and Spike have had some astonishing matches during their past feuds, but I dont think any of them will live up to what they're gonna be bring on Monday! We then move onto the last match of the evening, as Rave, Assassin and Nazz will go against eachother in a Triple Threat Satanic Grudge Match. On an episode of Yardcore TV a few weeks back, the ultimate shoot fight between Nazz and Assassin was stopped immediately after Rave executed a swanton bomb onto Nazz, almost crushing his rib cage. Soon after, Nazz challenged Assassin to another shoot fight at Hell Bound to settle the dispuit over the ownership once and for all, but Rave then got between Nazz and Assassin and said that they both should work as a team. Rave entered himself into the match to win it, and to show everyone that Assassin and Nazz are equal. In concludsion I think this match should turn out pretty bloodthrusty. There is alot of hatred between Nazz and Rave, as there is between Nazz and Assassin. Nazz will do anything to retain the full ownership of the SWF, but just how far will he go? We also need to think about other things that could happen at Hell Bound. Rumour has it that Nazz is getting extremely concerned over presense of NBW. Could NBW be planning a full-on takeover? What about Nazz's side project promotion, Xtreme Mexicarna Wrestling? Could they be present at Hell Bound? Or how about any other UKBYW promotion for that matter. ENBW for example. Expect to see full results (as usual) and lots of multimedia from Hell Bound on the site shortly after the event.
Reported 15th February 2002
The SWF's smallest high flyer, Puma defied all odds by defeating three opponents to capture the Satanic Wrestling Federation World Title at the 15/02/02 edition of Yardcore TV. In order to win the belt he had to defeat Assassin, Christian Rave and Spike Nails, who all put on a great fight. Numerous weapons were used in the match, such as barbed wire, baseball bats, and such like. In the last remaining minutes of the match, while Assassin and Rave were beating down on eachother, Nazz interfered and hit Rave repeatedly with a baseball bat. As Rave was knocked down, Puma executed a tornado DDT on Spike Nails through a board for the huge win. Christian Rave struggled desperatly to break the pin before the three count. Why did Nazz screw Rave out of the title? Read on..... The fight between Nazz and Assassin ended in a no contest. The fight went on for about twenty to thirty minutes. Assassin busted Nazz open with a few bare-knuckle punches to the face early on. The fight went on around the park, until Christian Rave decided it was time for the match to end and for Assassin to become the SWF owner. Rave set Nazz up for the swanton bomb, and flew about ten feet in the air before landing on Nazz's rib cage, almost breaking all of his ribs! Nazz was literally unconcious for around ten to fifteen minutes before he was able to walk. A few minutes after Nazz came round, both Assassin and Nazz showed their respect for eachother and announced that the SWF ownership would be made a co-ownership, 50/50 eachway, no strings attached. They said before the fight that the winner of the match would go on to compete in the fatal four way for the SWF Title later that night. Nazz was obviouly injured, so Assassin entered himself into the match, although Nazz did play a huge part in the outcome of the bout. Because Christian Rave costed Nazz the entire ownership of the SWF, he ran in and screwed Rave out of the World Title.
Reported 4th February 2002
The original owner of the Satanic Wrestling Federation, Nazz Biohazard, made his return last Sunday night at Renaissance as he battled Assassin in an Ultimate Shoot Fight! Many say he is back in the SWF for good, even though he lost his match with Assassin in which Assassin regained ownership of the federation. As a wrestler joins, another one leaves, but luckily only temporarily. In the Flaming Barbed Wire Light Tube Table match, Christian Rave won the match by powerbombing Spike Nails through the horrific table and giving Spike some extremely nasty burns to his right left arm. He also encountered a puncture wound in his back from the barbed wire. Medics say that Spike will be out for a number of weeks, maybe even months, before he is able to wrestle again. Puma was unable to attand the event, so this messed up the matches abit. The matches at Renaissance were the Flaming Barbed Wire Light Tube Table match, the Ultimate Shoot Fight and a tag team match, putting Christian Rave and the Assassin against Spike Nails and Jason Clements. Unfortunatly, Renaissance will not be released on video due to the shortage of matches.
Reported 2nd December 2001
The long-going feud between Christian Rave and Spike Nails finally ended last night, as both these awesome superstars put their bodies on the line and battled it out in a Barbed Wire, Canes and Baseball Bats match. In the BCB match between Christian Rave and Spike Nails debuted an SWF style Eagle Nest, in which Christian Rave adopted some nasty burns to his left hand and arm. Even though the burns on Christian's arm handicapped him throughout the rest of the match, he managed to come back and win the SWF World Title. Unfortunatly, Nazz Biohazard turned on Christian near the end of the match, by pulling Christian off of Spike during a pin. Nazz picked Christian up and hit him repeatedly with a baseball bat. While Spike was dancing around the ring after the incident, Christian managed to pick himself up and smash a 3ft light tube over his back, for the win. Rumours have been going around the locker room, that Nazz turned his back on Christian because he was tired of managing a ungreatful punk who gives him absolutly no credit whatsoever. All this will be cleared up in a future edition of Yardcore TV. The rest of Power Struggle was very exciting and was extremely fun to be apart of. If you would like to see all the video clips from Power Struggle, then go to the Movies section, then to Supercards. The SWF has been discontinued until after Christmas, when we get a little more organised and when the weather has cleared up a bit.
Reported 15th October 2001
Rumor has it that someone is trying to revolt the current SWF wrestlers against the owner, Nazz Biohazard. Until we find out who the perpetrator is we can not do anything about it. What does this mean for the Satanic Wrestling Federation? Only time will tell.
Jason Clements and Spike Nails are currently not getting on well with their SWF work mates due to the rows and suspicion of a NBW invasion! What could possibly happen?
According to a press release from the owner of the SWF Nader Pardis: "We are well underway in creating a new type of match that is set to change the course of SWF history. This match will feature the most sickening weapons and stipulations that have ever graced backyard wrestling...". As you may have heard, the Satanic Wrestling Federation is heating up and very shortly things here will explode! Watch this space for upcoming SWF news and rumors.
