Memphis Wrestling
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White
August 9,2003
UPN studios Memphis TN
Hosts:Brian Teigland and Cory Macklin
Ref:Bill Rush
The show opens with a white Limo arriving with the XWF CEO inside and the
chauffeur opening the door. They show Mable in a white SUV and Reggie B Fine
in his black SUV which they won in the 20 man cage battle royal.
It is just before the show and Reggie B Fine is shown getting out of his SUV
and is met by Jimmy Hart and a security guard. Jimmy Hart says that he knows
that Jerry Lawler and K Krush will be in the main event on TV while sneaking
around in Corey Macklin's office. Reggie complains that K Krush is trying to
be like him. Reggie pays the security guard some money and then takes it back
and then he tells the guard that he will see him later.
The actual show starts and Cory announces who will be on the show as well as
some of the matches.
Lord Humongous
B-A-D-D
Rock N Roll Express
The Alternative Express Vs Jerry "The King" Lawler and K Krush.
The first match of the day is Reed Richardson Vs B-A-D-D. B-A-D-D scores an
illegal pin with his foot on the ropes.
Winner:B-A-D-D
They show a video of the matches set to music.
The second match of the day is Tim Warcloud Vs Lord Humongous. Warcloud
starts with a bunch of chops which hardly effects Humongous. Humongous takes
over for the rest of the match and eventually wins with a chokeslam.
Winner:Lord Humongous.
They show highlights of Jerry "The King" Lawler Vs Mable. Mable dominates most
of the match and Lawler throws a fireball on Mable and Mable wins via dq.
Lawler then calls out Reggie B Fine. Reggie comes out with his tag partner his
fake fur coat. Lawler puts a stunner on Reggie. Jimmy Hart runs in and Lawler
knocks Reggie's and Jimmy Hart's heads together. Mable runs in and Cory pours
flour on Jimmy Hart. The heels beat up on Jerry Lawler and Cory Macklin and
the Smash of the week is Mable Splashing Cory.
The Rock N Roll Express comes out and a chant lasts the entire interview. Rick
Morton says that they are the 8 time NWA tag team champions and that it is good
to be back home to Memphis where there is good old wrasslin. Ricky Gibson says
that it is good to be back with the #1 announcer and that I remember when you
were starting out.
They showed a taped promo of Cyborg a guy who is 6'7 and 299 lbs.
Cory mention that soon that there will be a tourney for a Memphis Wrestling
Ladies title.Cory calls out Lady Athena and Athena corrects him that it is the
Goddess Athena. Athena is talking in sort of a Mae West type voice. She says
that it has been a few years since she has graced Memphis rings. She says that
she won the triple threat match and that she is the only one that deserves to
be champion. April comes out and they trade insults saying that they don't
want Athena as champion and that blondes have more fun. Lollipop comes out
and says that they need to save the hot air for their blow up dolls tonight.
We get a three way CATFIGHT!!!!!!!!!! CATFIGHT!!!!!!!!! CATFIGHT!!!!!!!!
CATFIGHT!!!!!!!!!! CATFIGHT!!!!!!!!! CATFIGHT!!!!!!!!CATFIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
CATFIGHT!!!!!!!!! CATFIGHT!!!!!!!!CATFIGHT!!!!!!!!!! CATFIGHT!!!!!!!!!
CATFIGHT!!!!!!!! There is a lot of rolling around and pulling of hair. The
Referee tries to break it up and gets knocked down and then Corey tries to
break it up but has the same funny result.
They then announces that Wrestling will be coming to Somerville TN at the Dan
Buckley Gym on August 16th with card starting at 7:30 PM central. On the card
Jerry "The King" Lawler
The Moondogs
Reggie B Fine
Shock
Kevin White
They then reveal who the XWF CEO is and Bill Dundee is shown getting out of the
White Limo in a suit. Jimmy Hart can be heard on the pa on the TV but it is
hard to make out. Bill Dundee says that Dundee and Jimmy Hart put Memphis
Wrestling on the map and promises big things. Bill Dundee does a Fargo Strut
and there is a loud "You sold out" chant.
They show a tape of Corey interviewing Kevin White from his home in
Hendersonville TN. He says that Dundee was like a 2nd dad to him and never
believed that Dundee would stab him in the back. Cory says that he has to suck
up and move on. Kevin knew something was odd during the Belt on the pole match
. He then promises if he ever sees Dundee again that he will give him the
beating of his life.
The fans start a Rock and Roll Chant for the next match. Jerry Lawler and K
Krush stop by the desk and talk about the cd which you can get through
http://www.kkrushenterprize.com .
Lawler asks K Krush about the CD. K Krush
says that it is old fashioned funk and he hands Cory a free copy and says that
Marilyn Manson stuff will not go over.
The announcers then mention that Memphis Wrestling will be moving to 10:30 am
central time to make room for Southeastern conference football once it starts.
The third match of the day and the Main Event is.
The Alternative Express Vs Jerry "The King" Lawler and K Krush.
The Match is very good and is definitely the match of the day.K Krush is the
star in this match. Reggie B Fine hits Jerry Lawler with a chain while Lawler
is pounding on Chase Stevens. Chase Stevens falls on Lawler and gets the pin.
Jimmy Hart and Reggie B Fine are standing in the ring area while The
Alternative Express celebrate in the ring. Lawler and the crowd tell the
referee about the chain and the referee checks Reggie and Pulls a chain out of
his pocket and reverses the decision. The decision is reversed.
Winners:Jerry "The King" Lawler and K Krush.
Reggie B Fine and Jimmy Hart are walking out to the parking lot discussing the
fine Greco Roman art of hiding chains and they notice that the White SUV is
missing and they look around and see it being driven off. Reggie Tries to catch
it but falls to the ground and cries and Jimmy Hart calls for the police.