50 ways to annoy your parents

1... follow them around the house and pretend like you are spying on them. Take notes and pretend to be fascinated.
2... start doing jumping jacks when they say your name.
3... pretend to have amnesia
4... repeat everything twice
5... give yourself a swirly
6... run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"
7... run into walls and act surprised when you hit them
8... sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear.
9... have nervous spasms at spontaneous times
10... say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
11... pretend that your blind.
12... stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say, "good morning sunshine!!!"
13... snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
14... run in circles.
15... recite a whole movie 3 times.
16... pretend to beat yourself up.
17... pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA!!!"
18... slither everywhere.
19... wear a sticker that says, "i'm a retard!!!"
20... wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement.
21... try and drink out of a glass the wrong way.
22... super glue your finger up your nose.
23... give a pen a name and carry it around everywhere. Talk to it.
24... talk to your imaginary friends.
25... lay face down and chant like an indian tribe.
26... try and climb the wall.
27... spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly.
28... take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn.
29... in public yell, "NO MOM/DAD, i WILL NOT MAKE OUT WiTH YOU!!!"
30... act like your a riding an imaginary horse. Make sound effects.
31... do everything in slow motion.
32... switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... i get it!!!"
33... eat imaginary food.
34... make it a point that you must stick your face in any food before you can eat it.
35... lick things.
36... jump off the roof, trying to fly.
37... say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.
38... hold their hand and whisper to them, "i see dead people..."
39... when you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!"
40... read everything aloud very slowly, trying to sound it out.
41... ask them quietly, "pardon me but do you have any..." then yell, "SHOELACES!!!"
42... chase an imaginary tail.
43... demand that you want your own area code.
44... at everything they say yell, "LiAR!!!"
45... become set on the fact that you are 327 years old.
46... lock yourself in a closet and say your if you come out the monsters will eat you.
47... pretend to be a phone.
48... try to swim in the floor.
49... Insist that you must sing them to sleep. When you do, make up your own song about socks.
50... when they are gone rearrange all thier furniture. Say "It's feng shui!"