2) Things "blossom" down under
3) Whenever you feel a temptation of peer pressure, turn to God
4) Some guys are bad apples
5) Keep your legs together; This isn't Jamaica
6) Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer
7) Be more specific
8) Be the only person he can't have so it kills him
10) Always let the guy follow you up the stairs
12) Swim naked; It adds flavor to a friendship
13) Headstands make for wonderful positions
14) Don Juan moves with the speed of a Special-Olympic hurdler
15) Boo Hoo
16) "Down Boy" is a catchy phrase
17) When things don't go your way, get horny
18) Be discrete
19) Act like Mary Sunshine 24-7
20) Be the Marsha Brady of the Upper East side
21) Tell Dr. Freud your psychoanalysis
22) Try the Long Island iced tea
23) Always be sexy
24) Always find and excuse to go "shopping"
25) Practice makes perfect
26) Everyone does things, it's just that no one talks about them
27) It's more fun on top
28) Never be sorry
29) Don't walk away from love
30) Toast to triumphs
31) Don't fuck losers
32) Leave school a legend, not a joke
33) People don't change overnight
34) Be both young and stupid
35) Keep a journal; You never know what could be used as blackmail
36) In the game of seduction there is only one rule: Never Fall in Love
37) What you can't have, you can't resist
