Gavin:I feel like getting all interviewish on your ass, is it not a good time?

Ash:Go ahead..just soften up your questions a bit.

Gavin:I dunno if this is any softer, but I'm suddenly curious about it. Have you ever come close to killing one of, or both your dogs? Intentionally.

Ash:Shasta yes.. Cooter, never.

Ash:You know, the whole barking issue, and the stupidity. I guess she sort of mimics her owner [me] in my clumsiness..But.. most of the time the barking annoys me.

Gavin:Have you ever stood naked looking at yourself and felt an almost tangible sense of..'Power' stealing over you?

Ash:Mmmmyep.

Gavin:Did it reach an apex? Like a point where you did something, had a realization, or did it kinda just trickle off?

Ash:Well.. I didn't realize anything..that's for damn sure.

Ash:I guess out of the two..it trickled off. Died.. whatever.

Gavin:"Johnny wants a woman, Johnny wants to think of a joke....johnny's an American.."

Ash:I'm afraid of Americans.. Awesome fucking song.

Gavin:Do you disgust yourself?

Ash: At times, yes.

Gavin:Why so?

Ash:Sometimes I feel that I'm inconsiderate.. Some people [quite few, but some that meant something in my life] have told me that I use people, and I sit back and wonder if I do..and I get paranoid. The using of others is disgusting in itself...so maybe you could imagine the way I feel. Sometimes I say things to my parents..just..mean things, and they dont' deserve it..

Ash:Sometimes I think more of myself than what is really there..and I know it's not there, but I pretend.

Ash:There are a million reasons that I disgust myself, come to think of it.

Gavin:Sorry, didn't mean to bring you down..Heh, but on the Gavin Channel, we ask the hard hitting questions. *boom chicka chicka chhshhh*

Ash:Didn't bring me down. w0rd, nigga.

Gavin:Does it make you feel sexy when Garth and I, or whomever, tell you that you smell good, or do you just not care?

Ash:Hm.. I wouldn't say sexy. Just reassuring. I hate smelling bad..dirty..whatnot.