Recipes from the Wonked Test Kitchen
I have been to the Cracker Barrel Test Kitchens... and this AIN't it!
Food guaranteed to give you the strength and calories to keep web-surfing.
International Edition
(you know, cool; like "International Coffees"... that kinda stuff)
Wonked Lasagna
1/2 lb. ground beef
1 jar Barilla sauce (26 oz.)
1 small jar mushrooms (optional)
2 small cans (6 oz. each) tomato juice
1 container ricotta cheese (15 oz.)
1 egg
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 tsp pepper
9 to 12 lasagna noodles (approx. 8-10 ozs.)
2 cups (8 oz.) shredded mozzarella cheese (divide)
1 cup grated Parmesan cheese (divide)
1. Start lasagna noodles boiling (.... boil water, put the noodles in...).
2. Brown the ground beef in a large skillet. Stir in the jar of sauce (& mushrooms),
bring to a boil then simmer.
3. Combine ricotta, egg, salt, and pepper in a small bowl.
4. Spoon 1 1/2 cups of the sauce/meat mixture into bottom of 13" x 9" x 2" baking dish
5. Once lasagna is cooked, top sauce with 1/2 of it.
6. Spread all the Ricotta on top of lasagna
7. Sprinkle 1/2 the mozzarella & parmesan cheeses on top of ricotta
8. Spread 1 1/2 cups sauce over cheeses
9. Top with the rest of the lasagna, the rest of the sauce, and the other 1/2 of mozz & parm cheeses
10. Bake @ 350 degrees until brown, check at 30 minutes (usually takes about 45 minutes)
Wonked Cake & Caramel icing
1. Make a cake per recipe on box
Flavors: Chocolate (always), Yellow, or Banana work well, but it's up to you...
2. WAIT UNTIL CAKE IS COOLED, then combine
1/2 cup brown sugar
4 Tbsp (that's tablespoons) milk
3 Tbsp (that's tablespoons) butter-flavor shortening
in a small saucepan, and heat until sugar dissolves.
3. COOL TO ROOM TEMPERATURE (not you, the mixture!)
4. Stir in 1 2/3 cups sifted confectioner's sugar, beat hell out of it with mixer.
5. Spread icing over cake. Serve with milk to counteract the massive sugar rush.
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