A night with two 'karnies

I met up with Nathanous and Angus Lefty at a swanky bar in Tennessee. They had just finished some work in the studio and were obviously feeling celebratory. I tried my hardest to make sense of their inebriated drivel

what do you make of this war with Iraq?

Nathanous: what war? And can I be JoJo the dog faced boy instead of Nathanous? Lefty: I was in the war, you know THE war? I was drunk or drinking back then. I won, though, so who gives a fuck?

what's the closest you have ever come to death?

Lefty: gimme a minute I'm pretty sloshed

he orders a high life from the waitress

ok, no I'm not, uh... I was in Mexico for my birthday I bought, like, 2 fifths of cheap tequila. I climbed something and woke up in the ocean. There was a shark there too. I think he'd also just woken up... was probably also wondering what the hell he was doing there. It was terrifying
JoJo: I don't want to talk about it... but uh, if my mom says a bottle marked with skull and crossbones is pirate candy, don't believe her!

Are the 'karnies breaking up?

JoJo: yes
Lefty: I don't know

Who do you hate the most?

JoJo: John
Lefty:Max

Not in the band.

Lefty: Captain Morgan
JoJo:your bastard children

mine?

JoJo: yes.

I don't have any

JoJo throws a highball glass at the waitress

check back for part 2 of the interveiw...