Jester: Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!! HE hehehehe!! It’s time agian!, It’s time again!! The Royal King Esteban is in attendance! :::crowd boos::: I don’t think he like that very much. Look at him, he’s getting a mean look on his face!! He looks like such a sourpuss! You know, one time Winnepeg made him mad so he went to kick their ass! He did it to, but then the Canadian government said he had to give it back!! Esteban, waht do you have to say about these events? ha ha hehe ha ha ha!!!

Esteban: Well Jester, I was told to give Winnepeg back, but Thursday night I won’t be forced to do anything. Since I’m the only true blue blood in the USWA I will walk into the battle “royal” and walk out with the USWA title. You think that I’m gonna lose to that drunk Crazylegs? He goes to Chuck e Cheese’s and looks for a beer, why you remind me of Stone Cold Steve Austin!! :::crowd pops for Stone Cold::: Yeah that’s right, cheer his beer guzzling, gotee wearing ass, I can garuntee he won’t be here to protect you from the truth us Canadians know. Speaking of truth, let’s show them what is going to happen Thursday. Go get the peasants Jester!!

Jester: Yes sir!

::::Jester goes to get the peasants from the back. When they return, they are all dressed as wrestlers. they all enter the ring and one by one, Esteban throws them out:::::

Esteban: You see, that’s what’s going to happen Thursday night as I walk out of the arena the USWA champ. All of you are going to look on in awe as they bring my throne and scepter and crown. I sit down and they drape me with the USWA heavyweight title. Now, since you all know I’m going to win, and I know I’m going to win let’s go to the back and ask some other people if they think I’m gonna win. Let’s go Jester!

::::Esteban and the Jester walk to the back and they meet some one who gives Esteban his scepter. They continue walking and see some jobbers. All but one Jobber bows, Esteban addresses him::::

Esteban: Hello peasant, why did you not bow?

Jobber: Because I think you’re an ass!!

Esteban: I see, i think you owe me an apology you snifling plebian!

Jobber: Nuts........Bitch!!!

:::Esteban backhands the jobber with the scepter and continues walking down the hall until he meets Micheal Cole interviewing one of the other wrestlers::::

Cole: ....tonight you...what the Hell!?!

Esteban: Micheal Cole, I think you owe me an apology.

Cole: Why’s that?

Esteban: Because you’re an American and we all know that Americans suck.

Cole: I don’t think so...

Esteban: Hmm...well let me ask you this. Who’s gonna win the USWA title tonight?

Cole: I don’t think it’d be you...::::Esteban hits Cole with the scepter::::

::::Esteban walks back into the arena, and steps back through the ropes he takes the mic::::

Esteban: As you can see, the American people are as rude and uncouth as they come. After tonight you American people will have someone to look up to as a mentor and a model of morales. So, tonight as teh final courtain closes and the last theme rings out it will be O’ Canada and the Canadian flag will be raised in the arena and everyone will see Canada’s greatness.

Jester: Ah ha ha ha ha!!! The first and only USWA champ, he he he!!!!

::::Esteban and the Jester leave the ring again to get ready for the battle royal:::