Esteban: Hey, I've got an idea for you fans. How about you all shut up because I got some issues to address and you need to just sit back and listen. :::crowd boos::: Andy Kunz, you come out and talk about how I get people to do my dirty work and how they shouldn't expect pay back and how your gonna get me. Kunz, never once did I tell you that you would get repayed for your services did I? Okay then, it's all about getting to the top, you know all about it Kunz, you know about gettin to the top, you know what it feels like. I want that feeling! Kunz you can tell Eternity I used them, hell I'll tell them I used them as a stepping stone to get to the top. Tonight I've got a chance at the top Kunz, I've got a TV title shot!

Prime Time, tonight I fulfill my devine right to win my TV title. It's been a long time commin and tonight I show the world that not only am I King of Alberta, but I'm King of the USWA!! As I stand up after the three count and I am handed my title I'll quietly walk to the turnbuckle and step on it and hoist the TV title for the world to see! After I step down the Jester will wrap it around my waist and we'll celebrate our victory all night long! Porter, let me take you back in time a little bit. It was a Battlezone, it had the team of Andy Kunz and Me versus Nightmare and yourself. Do you remember who won? DO you remember who made the pin? Let me answer these for you. Kunz and I won. I made the pin and if I remember correctly I pinned you Damon. See, I have the advantage, I've beaten you before Prime Time, I've put you down for the 1...2...3. Now, that may not seem like a big thing since it was a tag match and the title wasn't on the line, but I know one thing...it eats you up inside. It eats both, you and Nightmare up inside. You feel like you failed, like you couldn't get the job done. Damon, you have every right to feel that way. You did fail, you couldn't get the job done. You're not as elite and you once were, are you?? Deep down you doubt you can be victorious over me tonight, well here's a little secret for you: I'm gonna win tonight, you can't be victoious. All these fans know it and everyone in the back knows it, why can't you learn to cope with the fact that you're a loser and you're on your way to the bottom. Now after I'm victorious tonight I'll take my title into Seaslam and defend it against Justin Reunion in a strap match. Where does that leave you? You were set to defend it against Kronic, and hell fighting Kronic in a title match is career suicide enough, but now you face him in a non-title match? I fought him, I won. He's a jobber, next you'll fight Dan the Man! Maybe you'll be able to get into the hardcore free for all, I think those people are in your league. Who knows you might be able to defeat them, I doubt it though. One other thing, do you really think you are prime time?? Porter, prime time means people wanna watch you. You should be late night Damon Porter, that way the people can sleep through your boring ass interviews and matches. We'll be on TSN tonight, I'll be fighting for my hometown, my home country, if you stink up this match the only thing you'll able to do in the end is flop around the ring uncontrolably.

It's all that simple Damon, I walk into the ring, you lay down, and I pin you. We have a TV champion that can draw more than people that wanna see "rasslin". I know you've got the intellgence of a two year old so I'll make you a diagram.

::::Esteban drops his mic and goes out of the ring. He reaches under the ring and pulls out a pad of paper and a marker. He begins to draw what look to be cartoon frames. The first one shows Esteban and Porter facing off::::

Esteban: You see, this is the way the match will go tonight. Here's some more of the match.

::::He draws another frame, this time it shows the bell ringing and Porter tossed into the corner with Esteban climbing the turnbuckles::::

Esteban: Here we are, just after the opening bell. I've already sent Damon into the corner and I'm already climbing for the Esteban Drop. Let's go to the next scene.

::::Esteban now draws a frame that shows them both falling in a Esteban Drop to the mat. He continues drawing this time showing a pin with Esteban pinning Porter::::

Esteban: Behold, ten seconds intot he match I'm already pinning his sorry ass for the title. That's the way it's going down tonight Prime Time! Now, here's the after match celebration.

::::He draws a picture of him standing in the corner holding up the TV title. In the background PTDP is shown floping around and convulsing::::

Esteban: Hey can we get some help out here, HA HA HA HA!!! Porter, keep your best medical staff on hand because you'll need them. I'm gettin the gold tonight and there's nothing you can do about it!

::::"Canadian Badass resumes and Esteban picks up his pictures and throws them under the ring. He walks back up the ramp and heads to his locker room::::