Esteban: Hey it's Esteban get it right you snuff chewin hick!! I can't help it everyone here has a collective total of four teeth. :::some guy yells "Hey this guy here has a full head of teeth"::: Well he's also having intercourse his sister! ::::The first guy looks at his friend and says he's married to the guys sister which starts a fight:::: You see, that's what I'm talkin about here in Knoxville. The amount of women in this town is so low you have to resort to your own sister. That's just disgusting! No wonder this was the place they filmed "Deliverance". I bet everyone of you in here could play "Dueling Banjos". Well...for those of you that only see your "rasslin" when it comes to this arena because you don't have a television I'm the Canadian Badass King Esteban. Since you don't have a TV then you also need to know that Saturday night I face a man named Justin Runion. Now Runion not only does your name rhyme with onion you have many characteristics of an onion to. You smell bad, you probably taste awful and like when you cut into an onion, watching you wrestle makes me cry. To think, you used to be the Television champ. Let's talk about that TV title for a minute. This strap match at Seaslam should be for that title but you had to screw it up didn't you. You thought you'd walk you tall self down there and interfere with my title match with Damon Porter. One problem though, you held yourself down. Not only did you cause me to lose my title, but you screwed yourself out of getting a title shot. You call be stupid for losing, but you're stupid for interfering when you could've benefitted. Do you not see this Onion? In this little strap match were having on Saturday we are hooked up to a 20 foot piece of leather. Now I gotta be care not to whip you too bad with that strap because you enjoy that don't you?? One thing I can promise you is I'm gonna give you a Canadian whipping. You see that screen :::points to the USWA-tron::: ? I can tell you now that you'll see the ground from that point and you'll find yourself getting closer and closer. I might not drop you all the way however. You might find yourself hanging there like a big pinata. How does that sound Onion? Does it sound like something you'd wanna do? I didn't think so. Messing up my title shot was something you didn't wanna do either!! You sealed your fate right there, when I'm done I'm hooking that strap to the back of my BMW and driving from Miami all the way back home to Calgary with you dragging along behind me. You see Onion, you stink that's a gimme,but it'd be different if you stunk like Steve Blackman and could wrestle, but when your own kids can't stand to see you wrestle that make you think doesn't it? I also brought you a present tonight, you see Onion, I realized you didn't have your own t-shirt so I took the time to make one for you. Onion, Saturday night as you lay in the middle of the ring mearly a shattered image of your former self you'll realize that Esteban's for real and you can't stop him from reaching his goal of becomming the USWA champion!

::::Esteban's jobber opponent comes out and is quickly squashed by the bigger Esteban. Esteban celebrates and then walks to the back::::