L E T H A L G U R L
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"Pyscho female blowin' up the phone line...You needa tighten that screw; it's been loose for a long time..."
There are "cuss" words, so sheild your virgin eyes. Welcome to my little shit hole. I hope you enjoy your stay. but how would i fucking know. No one signs the slambook.
This page is gonna be pretty pointless unless you're really interested in me and my pseudo-quasi happy life and about how much i hate people...because they're-- overall-- an ignorant breed of complicated shit.... so, i hope ya enjoy yerself.
everything you need to know 'bout yer beloved lil Asil...
full name: Lisa Aimee.
sex:i’m a chickie.
born: 2/11/82.
born in: newport, ri.
resides in: tennessee.
height/weight: 6’1 1/2”...nunna ya fukkin bizniz!!.
eyes/hair: green eyes, brown hair.
ethnicity: as mixed as an idon'tevenknowwhat. whiter than snow.
sign: aquarius.
smoke: nope.
drink: haha...last time i did that i lost my favorite bra and my scratch n sniff underwear in the ocean.
do drugs: not at the moment.
shampoo: pantene..i needa star in one of their commercials, oh yeah...
conditioner: same.
toothpaste: colgate whitening.
dental floss: wintergreen.
deoderant: i have like 50 gazillion things of deoderant in the bathroom. i never use nething up b4 i get more.
favourite alcoholic drink: fire n ice, white russians, hot damn, and sometimes corona or newcastle...but i’m a wuss and like wine kewlers, too.
favourite webpage: myne. and this one.
favourite tv show: the simpsons, dharma and greg, and when i’m feelin spiritual i watch oprah.
what's on your mouse pad: umm..its gray and has this silicone feelin wrist rest thingy that feels like fake boobies...i think guys with pierced boobies are hot as fuck!
favourite smells: i smell like a fruit basket...so choox2 says, gap dream perfume, chris tucker, hugo, lavendar, blown-out candles.
future daughters name: i aint havin kids...they require more attention than i have.
future sons name: i think damien christian would be a kewl name.
list all pets: oh fuck...oshy (korndawg), the rat skanks suga n spice, and 3 cats: bitchy kitty, stripe and scratch. and a goat, rocky.
list all family members: fuck naw....
list all ex-boyfriends: chris, josh, tj kirby
who is your favorite poet/lyricist: daniel brummel, jim morrison, or ani difranco.
would you ever ask the guy for the shirt off his back: if he took it off, i wouldn't complain. assuming, of course, that he was cute.
what is on the walls of you room: haha...yer crazy if ya think i’m plannin on listin everything on my wall...here are pics 1, 2, 3, 4, 5....enjoy (incubus).
is the glass half empty or half full: it used to be half empty, but now there’s the same amount of liquid and just a bigger cup..weird.
lefty, righty or ambidextrous: right HANDED writer, but i can write my name with both feet.
do you type with your fingers on the right keys: i dunno.
what's under your bed:another bed. i have bunk beds. but uh, under the bottom of the top bunk are like 70sumpin wads of chewed gum, everyone’s autograph who’s been in my bed, a red sign that says “josh sux,” 2 posters of #4 of slipknot cause he’s hot for a guy whose face i’ve never seen, a pic of munky n head, uhhh...2 poems i’ve written and a poem josh wrote me when we were goin out. and there’s nuthin under the bottom bunk cause its on the floor.
what is your dream car: i’m perfectly happy with my lil ‘72 vw bug. its so purty now that i spent 2 hours waxin it the other day.
favorite sport to watch: no never!!!.
truth or dare: dare.
WWF or WCW: you're kidding, right?
ocean or pool: ocean.
cake or pie: mint chocolate chip filled ice cream cake from baskin robbins. yummy.
"sean", "shawn", or "shaun": sean.
gum- spit or swallow: hehe...spit.
love or lust: love.
walmart, k-mart, or target: i go to wally world like everyday.
read or write: write.
sun or snow: snow.
lay on the beach or play in the sand: play cause i’m too lazy to lay out..if that makes sense.
bagel or doughnut: bagel!! bread’s my favorite food.
chocolate or vanilla: vanilla..i heard it makes ya horny.
wild or mild: a little bit of both.
croutons or bacon bits: croutons from cracker barrel.
sit in the stands or play the game: sleep at home.
ice cream or frozen yogourt: frozen yogurt.
tea or coffee: tea.
read the book or see the movie: see the movie.
french toast or pancakes: AAAHHHH!!! french toast.
silver or gold: silver is like my fave color. on a personality test it said that it means that others see me as “wild, intense, and shiny”.
crab or lobster: neither.
cassettes or cd's: cd's.
opening envelopes- knife or tear it: i always cut my finger on envelopes...or my tongue when i’m closin ‘em..
democrat or republican: narkaleptic.
smell or taste: smell.
coke or pepsi: jones.
care bears or rainbow bright: care bears.
frogs or toads: frogs.
tootsie-pop or blow-pop: blow pops cause i member tucker used to buy em for me alla the time our freshman year. awww.
big red, doublemint, or juicy fruit: big red. i’m addicted to cinnamon.
broom or mop:me?!?.
dogs or cats: kittie.
boxers or briefs: day, briefs. night, boxers.
ru paul or dennis rodman: DIE DIE DIE!!.
leather or vinyl: vinyl. i won't wear anyone's skin but my own.
m&m's or smarties: smarties.
french poodle, french fries, or french kiss:ugh, this sounds lame--but kiss definitely.
taco or burrito: falafel.
cell phone or pay phone: pay phone.
star wars or star trek: star wars in the dark with surround sound.
'who wants to be a millionaire?' or 'greed': as long as i get money.'
nacho cheese or cool ranch: i can't eat doritos. don't ask, it's a long story.
snapple or fruitopia: water.
pen or pencil: pen, always.
armageddon or independence day: they were both terrible. but the little animal cracker thing in armageddon made me laugh outta lameness...do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
sunrise or sunset: sunset. i am not a morning person.
crushed or cubed: crushed ice.
apple or orange: apple-thats my breakfast everyday.
cheerios or corn flakes: cinnamon toast crunch.
sprite or 7-up: sprite.
ribbed or plain: ribbed. for my pleasure.
dry or lubricated: lubed up.
early bird or night owl: night owl.
hug or kiss: a really good hug.
showers or baths:4 hour long showers a day.
have you ever gone skinny dipping?: once. while drunk on tequila poppers and corona on the beach in nc.
do you have any piercings? tattoos?: 4 in each ear and 2 in my tongue.
do you want any: a conch and tragus in my left ear; a tragus, lobe, and rook in my right ear.
do you wear glasses: when i take my contacts out.
do you read tabloids: only on road trips.
do you wear a hat: never ever.
do you know all the words to your national anthem: every last one.
did you eat crayons as a kid: no, but i ate play-doh. it's salty. and i used to sniff my glue- no joke.
do you wear jewelry: earrings (8), my kick ass fossil watch, 3 sparkly blueberry scented bracelets, and a friendship bracelet (on left), karma beads and guitar strings (right) like atleast 10 necklaces , 2 tongue barbells, i have 2 rings for every finger, but rarely wear em all, 2 toe rings, and 2 ankle bracelets.
do you paint your nails:my toe nails are always red or silver and my nails are like french manicured. they’re pretty.
do you consider yourself a good listener: if i need to be, i am. i prefer to talk.
do you sing in the shower: always--whether i know the words or not.
do you talk to your pet: always, but not in front of mom because i make fun of her because she does.
do you talk to yourself: way too often.
do you talk in your sleep: nope.
do you snore: nope.
do you lick envelopes or use a sponge: i get someone else to lick it for me- i can't, i've got my tongue pierced.
do you shave your legs: occasionally in winter, always in summer.
pits: always.
"bikini-line": ummm... ((why am i answering this?)) yes.
arms: ew, no!
do you think cheerleading is a sport?: no..unless ya count the sex.
what is on your ceiling?: glow in the dark stars, “david sanders loves yeranus”, katy and mana’s names, a vw poster, hot guys offa ck ads n a&f bags (I DID NOT buy the merchandise!), um, a poster of munky, 2 rare korn posters, a limp bizkit poster, and a “issues” cover poster thats taller than me. and mel’s gum..almost forgot that.
what is in your sock drawer: socks, underwear, books, deoderant, notes, pens, journals.
what do you think is gross: vomiting, josh, and people with bad acne.
what scares you: spiders, small spaces, rejection.
what color is your toothbrush?: blue and clear.
what do you say funny: "somebody", "bye", and "comfortable".
what is your worst injury ever?: hyperextended my knee, ripped out all the tendons. then dislocated it again on five more non-consecutive occasions.
what is the hardest thing about growing up?: learning how much reality bites.
do you believe in love at first sight?: lust, yes, but love, no. maybe infatuation...
have you ever been in love: three times.
look at your middle finger of your right hand. what do you see: i see the middle finger of my right hand...samn i have long fingers.
favorite place to be: in the arms of the (current) man of my dreams.
what is the best feeling in the world?: being in love and not caring about anything else.
favourite quote:”hatred only hurts the hater and not the hated”
are you crossing your legs right now: nope.
what is the worst feeling in the world?: finding out that someone you love and trust has lied...rejection
do you think looks are important?: somewhat.
how many kids do you want to have?:none...but a boy if i ever do..
life motto: josh sux and i must consistently date morons.
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