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Fuujin !

Joining me is our camera man and laughtrack when needed--HawK.

Inside of Galbadia Garden, ST is next to a fairly tall silver-haired woman with a patch over her left eye. She's standing rather rigid when compared to ST's slouch during their talk.
ST: So that's the real gist of it. Any questions about it?
Fuujin: *just shakes her head, staring sideways at HawK now that he has walked up beside them*
ST: *brightly* She may consider working the column!
HawK: Heey...That's awesome.
Fuujin: *still staring with puzzlement at HawK*
HawK: *noticing the silence, stares back*
Fuujin: SEIFER?
Both ST and HawK are taken back by her loud voice
HawK: No..I'm not Seifer. He's like..eh..out in the sea somewhere.
Fuujin: DEAD?
HawK: *nods* Yeah, prolly.
Fuujin: SAD.
ST: *shifting her weight and glancing at HawK who returns the look*
HawK: *mouths to her* whaz up with this?
ST: *just shrugs*
Fuujin: YOU LOOK LIKE SEIFER.
HawK: I do?
ST: He does?
Fuujin: *continues staring at HawK*
Fuujin: YOU HAVE HIS EYES...
ST: *laughs* Save for the left one.
HawK: *snorts* I don't mind the left one too much. I can see fine outta my right.
Fuujin: YOU DON'T WEAR PATCH?
HawK: Nah. I don't see any reason for one. *pauses and stares at her patch for a moment*
Fuujin: YOU JUST LIKE ME.
Fuujin: BLIND ONE EYE.
Fuujin: LOOK LIKE SEIFER.
ST: *shoots up a brow and takes control of the conversation again* Well, now, Fuujin. Do you need time to consider our proposition?
Fuujin: WILL HE BE THERE?
ST: Who?
HawK: Ehh...
Fuujin: HIM.
ST: HawK?
Fuujin: HIM.
HawK: *pulls on his collar, clearing growing anxious*
ST: Yep. HawK'll be there.
HawK: *hisses* ST!
Fuujin: *suddenly gives a tight-lipped smile* GOOD.
HawK: Listen..um..Do I get a say in this?
ST: You had your say last time with Quatre. Don't be chasing off anymore potentials.
HawK: Look at this seriously, ST. The girl's got a friggin' patch and has this speech impedement. Who would ask her questions in a column? 'Cuz I sure as hell wouldn't.
ST: *folds her arms and sighs, glaring evenly at him* Why do I even bring you along when I just KNOW you'll say that?
Fuujin: *face becomes clouded and she suddenly lashes out with a foot to HawK's knee* RAGE!
HawK: NGGH!! *drops the camera and the footage suddenly gets cut off*

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Remind me not to bring him next time? Please? Somebody...? Oi..*runs a hand down her face* What a day.
But! All is naught! Even though Fuujin refused our request, I was able to watch HawK get beaten up by a girl. Too bad the footage couldn't be saved from that.
Fuujin threw the camera into his stomach.
He ran off and was later found in this fetal position against the wall.

Our search continues! And so now HawK's been put on "emotional instability" and Raptor was nice enough to fill in. After many trial runs with the camera, we finally met up with Kain from the self-proclamed series.
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