as recorded by JOE PERKINS
Sound Stage 7 45-2511
(distributed by Monument)
October 1963 (Billboard #76)
Written, Produced and Eeefed by Bob Moore
(with Johnny MacRae)
LITTLE EEEFIN' ANNIE
Eeef, Ife, Eeef, Oofe, Eeef, Ife, Eeef, Oofe...
(Little Eeefin' Annie She is mine all mine Little Eeefin'
Annie Has a terrible time It don't make no
difference What she tries to say When Little Eeefin' Annie
talk It always come out this way)
Well, I got a girl named Annie
And she's mine all mine
But when she gets excited
She has an awful time 'Cause when I call her on the
phone And ask her for a date Before I get an
answer I always have to wait, 'cause she goes:
Eeef, Ife, Eeef, Oofe, Eeef, Ife Pick me up at eight!
Well, I took Annie ridin' And we went to the park We
ended up in Lovers Lane Sittin' in the dark I asked Annie
for a kiss As I looked in her eyes And by the time she
answered I'd already kissed her twice, 'cause she went:
Eeef, Ife, Eeef, Oofe, Eeef, Ife Sure was nice!
I took her to a restaurant Thought I'd give her a
treat Then the waiter came and asked What we'd like to
eat I had to order for both of us But then I thought I'd
die When the waiter asked her what Dessert she'd like to
try, 'cause she said:
Eeef, Ife, Eeef, Oofe, Eeef, Ife Gimme piece o' pie!
They used to laugh at Annie Because she eeefed that
way It took at least an hour To hear what she had to
say But things aren't what they used to be Nobody's
laughin' now 'Cause everybody's Eeefin' And Annie
showed us how, we all go:
Eeef, Ife, Eeef, Oofe, Eeef, Ife, Eeef, Oofe
Eeef, Ife, Eeef, Oofe, Eeef, Ife, Eeef, Oofe
Whoo, Eeef!
Eeef, Ife, Eeef, Oofe, Eeef, Ife, Eeef, Oofe
Come on, Eeef!
(On the banks of the Cumberland River The hanging tree
stood high And there in grief was Uncle Eeef He was
soon to die The people had come from miles
around Their last respects to show And everyone from
the hangman down Hated to see him go Fear and panic
filled his eyes As the final time drew near Then he
chanted to this pleading chant That everyone could hear)
Eeef love beef, Eeef love liver Eeef don't wanna die On
the Cumberland River Eeef love man, Eeef love
chillun Eeef love beef and watermelon Eeef love rice
cooked with liver But Eeef don't wanna die On the
Cumberland River
The crowd all heard him chanting As they started joining
in To give him strength and courage To face the final
end
Eeef love man, Eeef love chillun Eeef love beef and
watermelon Eeef love rice cooked with liver But Eeef
don't wanna die On the Cumberland River