Song Listings

A Phil Collins Christmas

• Hark the Herald Angel Sing (by Pat Boone and Family)
• Little Jared has a Question pt. 1
• Apocalyptic Christmas (by Brad)
• Little Drummer Boy (by Jamey)
• Big Shot Santa (by Jared)
• Better than the Rich (by Brad)
• Jamey's Christmas (by Jamey)
• Snow on the Tongue (by Jared)
• What I Want to Be (Hermie's Song)(by Brad)
• The Funky Noel (by Jamey)
• Pants (*lyrics and vocals by Jared)
• God Rest You Merry Gentlemen (by Brad)
• Jingle Bells (by The Brady Bunch)
• Gingerbread (Not for You) (by Jared)
• Waiting for Snow in El Salvador (by Brad)
• Santa Claus is Coming to Town (duet by Brad and Loretta Lynn)
• All I Want for Christmas (by Jared)
• Merry Little Christmas (by Jamey)
• Little Jared has a Question pt. 2 (by Jared and Brad)
• Jingle Bell Rock (by Jared)
• Christmas Day Truth (by Brad)
• Puppy for Christmas (by Jared)
• I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (by Jared)
• Santa Claus vs. The Jews (by Jared)
• Sorry Courtney (by Brad)
• Frosty the Snowman (by Jared)
• God Rest You Gothic Gentlemen (by Jared)
• Snowstorm (by Brad)
• Revolution in the Workshop (instrumental by Brad and Jared)
  

  *only song without improvised lyrics

Mr. Alarm

• I Want A Burrito (remix)
• The Kids (part 1)
• I Don't Wanna Date That Whore (instrumental)
• Get My Act Together (remix)
• To Be A Mailman
• Thorn in My Leg (Rolled, Sold, Stolen, Baked)
• Let Us Be (for baby seals)
• A Derelllict Thanksgiving (The Thanksgiving Song)
• Pie
• Jared's Tribute to the Red Hot Chili Peppers
• Pangs of Relationships
• Variations on Pie (instrumental)
• Jamey's For the Ladies
• Back to Ideal Suburbia (instrumental)
• Reflex (Daycare 1983 remix)
• She Blooms (demo)
• Love on the Run (MINI)
• Don't Look at Me (That Way) (MINI)
• Road Trip (MINI)
• Slushees (MINI)
• Total Nonsense (MINI)
• They Hate Me (MINI)
• Flashlight (MINI)
• Why Does it Burn? (MINI)
• She (MINI)
• Stop Clubbing Baby Seals (MINI)
• Come Back to You (MINI)
• Dogs Under My Tires (MINI)
• Inside Jamey's Head (MINI)
• Who's that Retard? (MINI)
• Frog and the SeaMonkey (MINI)
• Push the Buttons (MINI)
• Japanese Highschool (MINI)
• So I Can... (MINI)
• Intestinal Problems (MINI)
• Look at that Wall (MINI)
• The Kids (part 2) (MINI)
• Germany's National Anthem (MINI)
• Mr. Jared's Bakery (MINI)
• Sometimes I... (MINI)
• Jamey, Guitar Master (MINI)
• Pizza=11 (MINI)
• Viagra=Fur (MINI)
• Ode to Bradley Smith (in absentia)
• One Kind of Woman (MINI)
• What's Wrong With Me? (MINI)
• Jamey's Life Flashes (MINI)
• Salt and Pepper Shakers (MINI)
• The Picture Perfect Brother (a story set to music)
• Soothing Music (instrumental by Jared)
• ...the Accident...(instrumental by Jared)

Mentally Retarded

• Grandma
• Susan B. Anthony's Birthday
• 10 Years Nobody Remembers...Introduction
• Gold in the Klondike
• Filipino Steel Worker
• Disease Seize Eskimos
• The Shamrock Wrecked
• Slavery
• Yellow Fever
• No More Whaling (Fjord!)
• Trying to Pick Up Chicks (instrumental)
• Feel Free to Poop in Your Pants
• The First Noel
• Say What You Will
• Love's Lost
• Number 1 thru 5
• Under the Sea (not affiliated w/Disney)
• FROGGER '99 (dance mix)
• The Derelllicts' Video Game (instrumental)
• Why Does the Sun Shine by TMBG
• Istanbul (not Constantinople) by TMBG
• It's 5 o' Clock
• Apocalypse Wow!
• Jam Medley (excerpted instrumental)
• Whose Your Daddy? (MINI)
• 1903 (theme song)
• Announcing the death of Dr. Gatlin
• Ode on Dr. Gatlin
• Another Day in Purgatory (instrumental)
• Ozark Stoning (instrumental)
• Jamaica vs. Hillshire Farms
• The Bells of St. Two-Teeth (instrumental)
• Have You Ever Killed a Man? (MINI)
• How Much Calories? (MINI)
• Hypnosis (instrumental)
• Morgan Freeman Was a Painter
• Return to Fire (instrumental)
• I Want to Be a Dinosaur '99 (club mix)
• The Insane Song
• My Hair is Real
• The Puppy (instrumental)
• Interview w/ Brad Smith
• Township w/ Rex Gregg
• Good King Wenceslas (Woodridge mix)
• Those That Slip Through Our Fingers (instrumental by Jared)
• Stalker (instrumental)
• 00JB (instrumental by Jared)
• Someplace Better (instrumental)

The Derelllicts: It's Over and Done

• Midgets! (for Mini Me)
• Melanie--a song for Bradley's Mom
• The First Noel--(A Derelllict Christmas)
• Don't You Talk About My Momma
• Theme from Civil War Series
• I'm A Rocketman
• The Fatman
• Shopping for Groceries
• Better to Give Than Receive
• Stay Away from My Big Sister
• Understand Me
• Monkey Leader
• Life and Train
• Theme from Saving Private Ryan
• Happy To Be Here
• Rant (Get Sexy)
• Forbode the Primal (instrumental)
• Clementine
• Predator
• The Girl at Blimpies
• James Bond Theme
• Sea Shanty/Clowns are Gonna Die/Everyday I Wet Myself
• If You Love Me You'll Do My Laundry
• The Lonely Blues
• I Fell Off My Bike/The Way of the Date
• Eskimo
• The Buzz
• The Yard Gnome
• Daycare 1983 (alternate version)
• Donkeyball (alternate version)
• Sugar Cereal
• Disco '99
• Brief Shuffle
• Scream
• Mama Don't Go
• The Children's Crusade
• Cowboys of Moo Mesa
• The Drunken Fart Song
• Mario Bros.
• Ave Maria
• How Many Licks? (Tootsie Roll)
• Get My Act Together
• Down in the Mouth (instrumental)
• Slightly Chilled (instrumental)
• Ideal Suburbia (instrumental)
• Mr. Bacon Dreams (instrumental)
• I Want a Burrito

We're Back and We're Pissed

• Sexy Men (Gotta Be Like Them)
• Hootchie Cootchie Mama
• Big Booty Ho's
• The Nazi Song
• I'm In Love, But I Gotta Pee
• Coffman/Colinger Duet 1 (instrumental)
• Jared: The Man About Town
• Colinger/Coffman Duet2 (instrumental)
• My Good Friend Bob
• Driving Home in My Car (What a Fine Lookin' Lady)
• So Many Weeping
• Ruling the World with an Iron Fist
• Jamey's Want Ad (MINI)
• Grass Clippings (MINI)
• My girl (MINI)
• Put It There by Paul McCartney (MINI)
• I Want to be a Dinosaur (MINI)
• Derellict Instrumental 1
• Cats are coming back (MINI)
• Happiness is...(MINI)
• Free (MINI)
• Uncle Ted (MINI)
• Radio Hour (MINI)
• Pedro's Pants (MINI)
• Sometimes I...(MINI)
• Chinese PooPoo Platter (MINI)
• Little Skanky Harriet (MINI)
• Joyous (MINI)
• That's What I Call it Now (MINI)
• What is Stupid? (MINI)
• Your Lie (MINI)
• The Russian Lament (MINI)
• I'm Mt. Everest (MINI)
• Yellow Kitty Kat (He's Alive)
• Little Green Shampoo Bottles
• Derelllict Instrumental 2
• Owls in the Cafeteria 2
• Nightclub 2 (instrumental)
• Happy Song 6
• Brick by Ben Fold's Five
• You Look Fine Girl
• Derelllict Percussive Instrumental 1
• Derelllict Percussive Instrumental 2
• If I Was Only Alive
• Renaissance

The Derellict Anthology 1, 2, 3

• Technodance
• Why?
• Fun and Games
• Science: What a Wacky Thing
• Plaid Leather Guy/Safety Tips
• Pain is Good
• Galaxy Blues
• Plastic Gardens
• Jamaican Donut Guy
• Vandals!
• 97 Funkty-Funk
• Amazing Grace
• Owls in the Cafeteria No. 1
• Demo in the Dark No. 2
• Brand New Shoes
• Gohar!
• Hymie and Sally (Wokka-je-wa)
• Daycare 1983
• Number One American
• I'm a Mexican
• We Got Soup
• Killer Tomatoes Are Attacking Mexico City
• My Ford Truck (SOB of the South)
• Senorita of the Dancefloor

Officialo Derellicto!

• The Hairpiece Song
• 1944--History Blues
• The Monster Song
• Sadist's Love Song
• Spanish Waffles
• I'm a Black Man
• Shotguns Can Kill
• Jewish/Russian on the Roof
• Blues Jam Session 1
• Mowing the Lawn
• Beautiful
• Donkeyball No. 1
• Birdhouse In Your Soul by They Might Be Giants
• Head Upon the Wall
• Time Traveling
• Demo in the Dark
• In Your Mouth?
• Kooky Song
• Happy Song
• Standing in the Street
• Donkeyball No. 2
• Zoo Time
• The Buffalo Song
• Dancing Over My Windshield