You don't have to die to be in Bloody Fun, just send us a piece!
A photo, short VHS taped antic, record your voice for audio filler
or even some unusual prop, if prop email us 1st?
We'll try to include you in 1, or if you're lucky several projects!
Beware we will not be held to a limit in its use!
Don't send us naked pix, unless you don't mind us abusing them!
If you must be nude, not discusting & guys put a sock on it!
We will try not to use your submissions just to shame you.
But hay if your ugly & goofly like me, we'll probably exploit it!?
If you want to be marked for life please find a way to copy the form below,
Sign it (if 18 or older) and send us a morsel of you!
Try right clicking on it & "save" it up your PC or stick it on your floppy!
Then print & fill it out later, please don't print this page!
I did it makes a condensed version, that sucks!
So please try to temporarily sacrifice some damn bytes & do it right!
If you can't seem to get it off, I may be able to help out?
It'll cost you, 1 SASE (self addressed stamped envelope)I'll send you 1
I'll waste my own ink & paper to print you a copy,
but will not pay to lick the stamp, sorry!
To all you fick sucks with frip the tilmmaker ideas,
I'm not putting my tongue on the envelope either!
Remember,if you have any worries or proned to regret everything you do,
DON'T send us stuff, because We'll probably use it, then it's too late!
If in doubt of what to do or send, please email & we can talk about it!
I'll do my best to find time & remember to reply!
I got a lot of things going on & have like kids & stuff, so be patient!
Hope to see you soon!
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Please remember, do not sign or send anything, unless you've read & understood everything!