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NEW NEWS, FINALLY!
Hey this is John N Caretaker taking the dusty reigns from Campy,
where ever that old fucklehead is!?!
Well where to start, it's been too long,
TC (tom colbert) has a visiting friend Lori, so he was inspired to push me in here to fill in any still interested visitors on current or recent BFP related events
.. blah blah blah, is it retro to use the blahs yet? ...
Well here goes...
The Indiana film trek in May of 2004 by the Los Bloody Enigmos; Tom, Eric (James)& Mikey (Schneider), to work on Tyler "Freak" Tharpe's 2nd flick; "Return in Red" TC supervised the FX team of Schneider & James & all 3 died as extras! Tyler, I believe is at, going or has been to the Leeds film festival in the UK to Premiere the film. He is also marketing it for distribution, possibly Blockbusters where Freak ended up & there's always ebay! The Indiana Premiere of the film was in May 2005, Eric & Mikey attending along with that maggot's better & much cuter half, Nikki Mcintyre, also that John guy, TC's told me about, Tom opted to stay home with his daughter, He says He does hope another chance happens to see his ugly mug on the big screen..
In other news, Michael & Eric have worked with director.. John Poague on 2 lower budget flicks, "The Wickeds" & not sure of 2nd's title, but it's got a killer B-Bigfoot in it, Ron Jeremy also starred in both, yes that Ron Jeremy.. .. I viewed the Wickeds, decent quality images, & FX gore, some decent actors, but not much in the script area & dear gawd the editing & music, sorry for my personal option
Speaking of that curse of a word, "editing", Chromebaby & Opening the Mind are yet to be finished, For more details on these 2 future cult classics you can try contacting Eric (email@example.com ) & Mikey ( firstname.lastname@example.org )
Mikey & Nikki both worked or slaved at George C Romero's Fright Nights in Pittsburgh. Mentioning that name Romero, Mike & Eric will be part of George's son, Cameron's 1st film, it's horror in the theatre, but no other data at this time. Shooting I believe will be on a high-end Canon digital dream camera, starting in Nov ....TC attempted to help out on the set & not feel like an aging oddity .. He got to meet the Son of Romero, sorry, hope that didn't seem disrespectful, TC's said "Cameron & the production crew appeared to be some cool laid back dudes, it was a day of labor & love, sugar filled Crispy Cremey stacked set designing antics", whatever that means, please ask TC....
well.. I suppose .. I'm gettin' out of here for now, if you want, need or crave more BFP type info, please, please send one of us remaining BFPers an email at email@example.com, either TC, Campy & /or I, John N Caretaker will try to get back to you with whatever else we may know, in campy's case, he'll only respond if we can get his awss out of bed .. off the floor .. out of the gutter or where ever he may be dwelling at the time .. take care & or die .. JNC, Nov 10, 2005
*NOTE: Proof read, but left in it's originally idiotity, nov14!
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Hell-O ... aaah .. campy creep ... again ... here .. been tippin' back some cold ones with terry lee, now listening to some punk tunes ... so just took a break in playing video games to type something fresh for you family as maggot calls you ... anyhow mikey & eric worked on a film in virginie ... he did FX & was lead vampire zombie guy?? He got to be in a flick with long dong jeremy, ron the pornstar .. . sorry likes to alcohol & not paying attention, I can't recall the title or the director's name ... all apologies & shit ... well my train of thought is leaving the station, so may thew lord take a spankin' to your backside. .. campy ... 072104 ... 3:35 - O - clock in the wee moanin' ...... zzzzz
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HELL-O ... this is yours truly the Campy Creep
Ok so what's happening??? aaah, I just wanted to say...
I was just listening to Mikey Maggot's new August Underground's MORDUM soundtrack
aaaah .. and if you weren't you don't what your missin'
or you surely got yer head up your ass!
I thought the one for Insanity was great, but this really is something!!
If you are reading this maggot, then a tip of the hat to ya!
What a whoppin' good time this one is,
I cried, I laughed, then I kicked the shite out of my cat!
Please don't call the human society, you lesser of intelligent readers,
that was what we call, on this side of the fence... a joke son!
Well this has to have been a hoot or something,
Remember all you need is love,
oh and white russians, thc, oh i meant tlc...?
& of course some NO-budget entertainment!
aaaah .. what?, oh it's me the Campy Creep...signing off
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Imagine , if you can a reality where the government carries out its agendas in secret.
Where criminals reign supreme albeit outside of the law.
A reality where the course of nature has been forever altered,
and the laws of life, and death have been broken.
Now add Gun's, Gore, attitude, and undead cannibal prostitutes, and you have Chromebaby.
A film that proves two wrongs always make a fight, and shower scene's arent always a good thing.
With a cast made up of Bloody fun veterans ,and several new comer's
Chromebaby delivers off color comedy, and buckets blood.
Ho Ho Ho just sitting here thinking about sleep..
Listening to some master of none noise, hey good news tc finally purchased a camera,
Rich and he are trying to get going on a new project!
Meadville Moving & Storage's warehouse is the set, the plot, death of course!
Rich will be playing main character, Warehouse guys John & Jeff Murvine also starring.
Not sure about the rest of the cast, probably tc will show up in it too
He wants to set his focus on the camera & directing aspects!
Still not set, but Mikey Maggot possibly getting 6 digit budget for a project!
I witnessed 2 trailers from Toe Tag Pictures, can't wait to see them finished!
If you haven't had the pleasure or disgust of a Michael T. Schneider work,
better get on it, so you can say, "I was watching his stuff before he was big, or something?"
well crappy snails til we meat a sin ... John N. Caretaker 111702
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Not the type to be offended by shameless self promotion , I have decided to indulge in a little. I would again like to remind the fans of Bloody Fun that Chrome Baby is soon to be unleashed on this world, and it may never be the same. I know we have been saying that for years now , but we are inching closer to completion ,and with the amount of effort that has gone into its making, we are all beginning to grow anxious to see it finished. Some of us are just looking forward to getting really wasted at the wrap party. Now that filming is nearly completed we are able to focus more on editing, and detail work. Part of that process will be the selection of songs ,and music for the soundtrack. Lucky for us Bloody Fun has an abundance of musical talent to rely on ,and the best thing about that is that it means we will not have to pay anyone. The soundtrack will feature songs and ugly noise provided by none other than the Associates themselves. Our own Wounded Man has offered up a quaint little ditty extolling the virtues , and ethnocentricities of Redneckitude. While Mikey (Porcelain Maggot)Schneider has composed a his own tribute techno-death and zombie antics.Bobb Hart has been hard at work on several solo projects for the film , and it is rumored that the band Gutter will also take part. Gutter consists of "Spy V" Rich Atha (singing lead) , Bobb Hart (bass , and backup vocals), the six string wizardry of Wade Thomas(lead guitar), and the percussion styling of Ray Shaffer(drums). The Master of None will also be sounding off with some noise from the graveside . Well that's all for now, so until next time this is the Insomniac wishing I were asleep.
Hey! Ye olde TC here!
Well here it is 1:10 in the AM, just awaken from a strangely evil dream sequence
Had to do with some personal afflictions of the heart, I guess...
There were females minus clothing, an ex included?..
in a odd house that morphed back and forth to a car,
in the pouring rainy darkness near a bridge,
then a barn in the country, both unknown by yours truly!
You would think with the nudity, it wasn't a nightmare?...
Strange they were, but only that I knew they were, but didn't actually see any thingies?...
well the rest is all but faded now, should have wrote this before the cigarette...
anyway... I guess Tuesday I get to go film at a crematorium
... cool... maybe I can have a heartwarming burnt alive dream to type of next time...
or maybe some actual movie making news... well until my follow up
this has been the NO-budget teace dwindling off ... 5/24/02
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Hi.. on the 11th of May...2002...
Well Chrome Baby shooting is nearly finished...
Eric has set a date for the exploding car & he found a crematorium?
A few more shots with the rednecks & 3 idiots, then only editing...
I have found that I may have to move within months...
3 times in under 2 years and my TV just took a dump...
In other news; Michael's "A Tribute To Sanity" short has been excepted in the NY Film Festival
"The Best thing he has done yet"...Bobb Hart
"The death scene is brutal, awesome no-budget masterpiece"...John N. Caretaker
"I laugh, cried, winced, jumped & guest starred"
"This is NOT to be missed, order yours today!"...TC
Okay ... enough plugging maggot's short...take care and or die...
John N. Caretaker (051102)
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Hello! been waiting long?
was leaving to drink a couple, but had to see them...
them as being countless POPUP WINDOWS, poping up every page visited.
I understand that money is important, so BFP isn't giving any to the pot?
I feel BFP does attract some visitors, great visitors.. like you!
Isn't that something, a little, I haven't made any money from all this time?
I am grateful for the free bytes, but if I really had a budget...
*(Now lowering to a whisper...)
I would just buy some space, but I don'T ... have any ... money!
*(back to normal volume)
Please for now, try to not let the ...POP ups push you away...
hope, I have added some light-hearted entertainment to your visit...
hiddie ho ... tc 4/16/02
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Chromebaby news seems pale in comparison to the tragedies of Tuesday
I guess there is no point of me adding my 2 cents to it all.
I will save you from that at least, but not from Chrome Baby.
2 weeks ago Eric organized the BFP current 4.
Rich Atha, Mikey Maggot, Eric James & Tom Colbert
4 what? .. Shooting the cabin & cutting up the bodies scenes!
It went pretty well, most anyway.
There was some usual tension, but tom seemed in good spirits!
For the past too long, he has been kind of ... well a prick!
His personal turmoils had been getting the better of him.
He had told me he didn't want to strain the filmmaking any longer with it.
I noticed about midway through the shoot that he was having a moment!?
He then climbed up on this wet fallen tree, did a tightrope walk to one end.
Actually very natural, like he was born up there, he turned and strolled back.
Eric looked up and said; "Don't fall!", or something similiar?
Tom started to get down, it was wet .. ooops he fell.
I thought I heard a cracking noise, like that of a rib?
He did finish shooting his scenes, but he looked hurt.
He told me later that falling and getting hurt wasn't bad?
He sad what sucked was not having anyone that really cared!
Not that the guys didn't care, I guess he meant that someone.
Also his reason for getting up there in the first place.
Tom said he seems to lose sympathy because he forgets to just lay on the ground & suffer?
He did joke a lot about the fall, he is such an ass!
The true highlight of the actual shoot was Eric in the stream.
He splashed around, showed his butt crack, then his butt...
Ok I am not sure if that was a highlight, but it sure was something?
Eric had planned more filming that Sunday, but Tom didn't go, so I didn't have a ride!
Rich said he did a great scene firing the M60 at the cost of many shells!
He said he just held the trigger and fired away, not able to hear Eric's frantic "CUTS"
Mike told Rich that his face grew more awesome as the bullets flew!
I guess the grin stretched from ear to ear!
Last Sunday, Eric & Rich went down to Plummer to set up more of the basement torture set!
Tom & I went over later, Tom had some problems the night before & that morning.
He said he only got 2 hours sleep and set up at the fleamarket from 8 AM to 1 PM.
He always looks tired anyway, so I didn't notice.
I did notice that he went out and slept in his truck a couple times.
Eric preserved the moment with a digital snapshot!
The set had many spiders here & there, not props mind you!
Rich got hung on the wall with 2 hose clamps, ouch!
Tom got to wear an old really filthy, moldy & heavy welding apron.
Rich was also shirtless, so there were many jokes at his expense.
Lots of threats of nipple torture and other fun gags.
There has been no word on the next shoot, but we'll keep you posted!
Lastly "God bless America, all it's glory and families!
This has been John N. Caretaker "Take care & or die!"
Well!...Boy Howdy!...a lengthy cold war has been consuming me?
This cold war strangely featured many assaults & verbal confrontations also...
I, TC or insert your favorite here, have decided to go AwOL...
for at least a while from this site!
I am turning things over to the "Your 2 Cents" John N. Caretaker
Since only about 10 visitors ever filled out that crap, you may not know of him!
Anyway! He is looking forward to the job!
I am sure he will do a great job...
After all, He's been hanging around for a long time,
so he should slide right into the tasks... chores ahead!
I will probably do my damage elsewhere on my air space?
Most likely bleeding from every pore, but not staining the Bloody Fun!
And relieving visitors of the confusion laced meanandering waffles vomited from me?
...Is this thing on?.....
check...1...2...3....is he gone?...fantastic...
Helloo, this is John N. Caretaker, maybe I will shorten it to JC?
I hope I can get to work up here, it's been dragging!
TC never had much time over the year to get enough done!
His offline existence has really taken even more of him away from this site!
I hope I can catch things a little and stay true to him.
I went through his files and found loads of stuff
Stuff that should be up here!
TC as Master of None made several enhancement wavs for the main page!
He just never found it in him to upload & edit them in!
You should have heard one when you came in?
If not go back and refresh the main page, maybe your's is stale?
I also found lots of pix & other possible cool BFP items!
The unfinished Monster Bashing review for the 2001 Monster Bash in Pittsburgh
It seems neither TC or SpyV enjoyed the experience to well!
Actually from what I read, it down right pissed them off!
I will hopefully be able to get them to complete it
Hey may be I can do the blair witch & finish it myself?
Wrap up the blood & guts pieces in my own way?
TC always says; "Everything & anything can be salvaged
I will try to comment on his going-ons, whenever I here off them!
He does have the bleeding heart idea, but we'll see if it happens?
In Chrome Baby news, filming is set for the near future as mentioned on main page!
The guys did a somewhat spontaneous short idea!
I thought it had a great main attraction and so did the local law enforcement!
I will try to shine more light on that next time!
I have to go I think I heard a gunshot, I'd better go check on TC
You'll be hearing from me, hope you make it back!
take care & or die...John N. Caretaker (August 21, 2001)
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Old Last news from TC:
Has anybody seen some words lying around?
I seem to have lost some of them?
Anyway...Chrome Baby still going and going...nutzo...
Bobb Hart is the crap!!!...Project Monster Bashing?
unfortunate for some, I shall return, so bite the corn cob?
take care & or die...tc 7/18/01
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