Real Questions...

1. What did cows do before farms? 2. How come all of the people who smoke pot and don't like it become part of the government? 3. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? 4. Before sex, do midgets have 2-play? 5. Does beauty come from withen... like gas? 6. Why do we pay water bills? Water's supposed to be free! 7. If you mail a letter to the post office, who delivers it? 8. What is the plural of "a hell of a guy"? 9. If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to? 10. What goes through a birds mind when it flys through a fireworks display? 11. What year did Jesus think it was? 12. What exactly is a "diddley squat"? 13. If a really stupid person becomes senile, how can you tell? 14. When you close your eyes and rub real hard, do you see that checker-board pattern? 15. What clinic did Betty Ford go to? 16. Is it just me? 17.How do the chinese cut thier steak? 18. Is the day after tomorrow the third day of the rest of your life? 19. Why are all of the HomeEc teachers divorced? 20. What makes the teflon stick to the pan? 21. Why do they call them buildings when they've already been built? 22. Why do they call a women's prison a penal colony? 23. Why do cowboys wear 2 spurs? If one side of the horse goes, so does the other. 24. Shouldn't 'good' and 'food' rhyme? 25. How come when a man talks dirty to a woman its sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man its $3.95 per minute?(Michelle) Major props to George Carlin. If you have any questions send them to me and include your name. If you want me to post more, let me know! I'm full of it.

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