Stupid Dipshits

OK This sounds really mean but I just had to do this. I mean come on! This won a contest! The only thing I think it should win is the award for the stupidest child portraying a young adult.....

I Love N' Sync

Micha Reynolds
Toronto, Kansas

I wish I could meet N'Sync
cause I love them so
And if I had one wish
I would be the snow
Then I could take a peek
and touch their bright red cheeks

Then I would melt away
until another day
I would be in the ground they
walk on and also in the lawn
If I had another wish
I would be the sun
Then they could wakr up
bright and early to have fun
Soon it would be night
And if I had another wish
it would be to be the stars
Is that really it? NO!!
If I were the stars it would be
because N'Sync's eyes would
twinkle with the light
that I give in the night
But I would fade away
I could not stay
Not for a whole day

(Let's go eat some hay,
we just may!
Want to wait by the bay
Or go talk to Jay?)

If I had one last wish
it would be to be myself
Me. I. Myself.
cause then I would not melt
or fade
To be myself is enough
and one day or another
I would get the chance to meet N'Sync

Someday my wish will come true.

Now the sad part is the only part I added is the blue part in the (). But I just had to, we were all thinking it.

Justin's Christmas Carol

Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in da hood,
Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good.
The tube socks was hung on the window sill,
and we all had smiles up on our grill.
Lance and Joey was snug in the crib,
in the back bedroom cuz that's how we live.
and moms in her do-rag and me with my nine,
had just gotten busy cuz Britney is fine.
All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by,
Bumpin phat beats cuz the system's fly.
I bounced to the window at a quarter pas',
Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's ass.
well anyway...

I yelled to my ho Britney, "Yo peep this!",
She said, "Stop frontin just mind yo' bidness."
I said, "for real doe, come check dis out."
We weren't even buggin, no worries, no doubt,
Cuz bumpin an thumpin' from around da way,
Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh.
Da beats was kickin, da ride was phat,
I said, "Yo red Dawg, you all that!"
He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz,
"Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!"
To the top of the projects and across the strip mall,
We gots ta go, I got a booty call!"

He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof,
and sippin on a 40, he busted a move.
I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!"
he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack!
But don't worry pimp, cuz I gots da skillz
I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."
Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings:
a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin.
he slid down the fire escape smoove as a cat,
and busted the window with a b-ball bat.
I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
he said, "You best get on up out my face!"
His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold,
His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old.
He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side,
Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.
A wink of his eye and a shine off his god toof,
He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof.
He jumped in his hooptie with rims made of chrome,
To tap that booty waitin at home.
And all I heard as he cruised outta sight,
was a loud and hearty.....

I found this somewhere... so take it if ya want.. i don't care :)

By: Strawberry2000 Date: 3/21/2000
Nsync Nsync Nsync
I love Nsync
Y-es to to
N-e thing
C-razy like drugs
So Say NO!
Thank You
(name withheld)

This has got to be the stupidest thing i have ever seen! What in the hell does doing drugs have to do with 'N Sync????

God didn't make stupid people. Stupid people tripped and fell to the Earth.