A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
He who hesitates is probably right.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of incompetence.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
(A Bit of Fry and Laurie)
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
(Richard Harkness, The New York Times, 1960)
Madness takes it's toll. Please have exact change.
Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw.
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can,
using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary,
decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick
and tired of being told that I am!
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Sacred cows make the best hamburger
"Time's fun when you're having flies."
(Kermit the Frog)
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