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Top Ten Signs that President Bill Clinton is a Big Star Wars Fan 10. Has requested cameo role in forthcoming Star Wars 1995 Christmas Special 9. Very upset when he discovered he could not appoint an ambassador to Dantooine 8. Hopes to change U.S. Constitution so that the President can dissolve the Senate and let regional governors have direct control over their territories, letting fear keep the local systems in line 7. Almost has the hang of that "choke people through telekinesis" trick 6. Suggested new hairstyle to Hillary: Big buns on sides of head 5. Diverted almost 70% of Pentagon budget into secret project to build him a sail barge 4. Embarrasses daughter in front of friends by standing on White House balcony, extending gloved hand, and yelling "Chelsea....I am your father!" 3. Lip-synched last three addresses to Congress while James Earl Jones crouched behind the podium and read the speech 2. More and more frequently, he refers to partisan attacks as "Jedi mind tricks" 1. Has had words "Air" and "One" removed from presidential airplane