Legal junk: Don't own them, don't want the awesome resposibility of owning them. The Great God Carter does. I'm not making any money, blah, blah, blah....... Enjoy the mind candy!

• Trust No One.
• Deny Everything.
• Apoligy Is Policy.
• Mulder is sometimes right.
• Scully is also right sometimes.
• No matter what you do, you usually wind back up at square one.
• Smoking is a good sign of bad moral fiber.
• Always check for bugs.
• Never turn your back on a new partner.
• Watch out for shapeshifters.
• If you see a rebel alien, RUN!
• Your sources usually die.
• Someone is *always* watching you.
• Never think of Flukeman when you have to use the restroom.
• Mulder does look good playing basketball.
• Always trust your hunches.
• Sunflower seeds should be considered a food group.
• Running in high heels is not as hard as it looks.
• Beware of cockroaches.
• Never trust your ex-girlfriends.
• Never bring your old boyfriend back from the dead.
• Fox is aptly named.
• The Truth Is Out There.