CAN GOD MAKE A ROCK SO BIG HE CAN'T MOVE IT?
Depends on who you ask....
Educated Catholic
You'll have to define 'make' and 'rock' and 'big'
within the context of current culture.
Normal Catholic
Shame on you for asking.
Church of Christ
No mention of a huge rock is ever made in the New
Testament, therefore rock music is bad.
Mormon
One day you'll be a god, too. So just wait and ask yourself.
Atheist
Who?
A Chick Tract
Now we'll tell you the story of a man who never repented
of his sins. As you can see in panel 8, a big rock fell on his head.
You must repent for it is written in Jeremiah: "Even in the womb I knew ye,
and prevented huge rocks from smacking your action."
Methodist
Question and Answer Period is after the two songs,
liturgical reading, the doxology, and prayer requests, and before the
offering, another song, the Lord's prayer, a closing song, and the benediction.
Go back to your seat.
Charismatic
I'd tell you, but you wouldn't understand.
Baptist
Not important. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and
Personal Savior? If you did then raise your hand.
Episcopalian
That depends. What did the Catholic say?