Reasons to Hate Aaron Carter
In our never ending search for hate-mail I have compiled a little list that should offend all the Aaron Carter lovers that stumble onto our page and feel they need to write bizzare and assinine e-mails.
Reasons I hate Aaron Carter
1. He looks like a troll
2. He lets Howie touch him in bad ways
3. His songs blow, and so does he
4. He looks like a mini-Nick
5. The little bastard is going to keep me from my chubby blond Nicky
6. Nick loves him more than me
7. He’s a mama’s boy
8. Sings about having parties at his house while his parents are out of town, he’s not even old enough to be left without a babysitter.
9. He thinks he can get girls, but he hasn’t even gone through puberty yet.
10. He has the most psycho fans ever that write our page and make themselves look dumb
11. He looks like a girl, an ugly girl.
12. He has contaminated the gene pool, only to multiply and fill the world with his devil spawn.
