"It seems a pastor from Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting in the
mountains. As he turned the corner along the path, he and a bear collided.
The pastor stumbled backwards, slipped off the trail, and began tumbling down the
mountain with the bear in hot pursuit. Finally the pastor crashed into a boulder, sending his rifle in one direction and breaking both legs.
As the bear closed in, the pastor cried out in desperation, "Lord, I'm sorry for what I have
done. Please forgive me and save me! Lord, please make that bear a Christian!"
Suddenly the bear skidded to a halt at the pastor's feet, fell to its knees, clasped its paws
together and said, "God, bless this food which I am about to receive."
"A Canadian game Officer driving down a country road saw a man with a large bear on the side of the road.
"That's a big bear you've got there," said the warden.
"Yeah, he's a real beauty," the hunter replied.
"It just so happens you shot the bear out of season, I'll have to give you a $300.00 fine and
confiscate the bear."
Next year in the same place, the hunter shoots another bear. The same game warden
approaches him and says, "That's a beautiful bear you have."
"Yes, and this year it's during bear game season," the hunter said proudly.
"Let me see your license."
"LICENSE??!!"
"That will cost you $300.00 and I'll have to take the bear," the warden said.
The third season, the same situation takes place. The warden approached the hunter and
said, "Well, that's a beautiful bear you have there."
"Yes, and I have a hunting license, and it's the bear hunting season," said the hunter.
"Yes, you seem to be legal. Tell me, how many times did you shoot the bear?" asked the
warden.
"One time."
"Then how come he has a hole in his forehead and one in each paw??"
"Well, when I shined the light in his face he covered his eyes......"
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