12/20/00

the story of christmas


well... this story starts out... a long, long time ago... when this guy... the holy ghost impregnates this girl... mother mary and she has this cute little baby. on the night of the baby's birth however... he was visited by three wise men... look at these bitches they gave him gifts.. such as... woohoo! and I play this. and even this!!! looks like a penis! well... any way.. the rest of the story is kind of unclear to me.. um... uh... something about a three-some with these two going to hell for this? and... um... something about... him getting wasted at a frat party... DMX rules! yep... that's the story of where easter came from... or christmas.. one or the other... oh! and then there was something about this guy... little bastard... he killed jesus! I think I remember him doing something like.. um.. oh yeah! he killed jesus. he put him on this cross thing... I had to draw this... but it's ok because he CAME BACK TO LIFE!!! well any way.. happy holidays.. um.. don't forget where this all came from now! lata!

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