jggycty: hello. I work for the medical
magazine jiggy city. we serve the
african-american population with the
current updates in medical technology and
jggycty: we are taking an online survey of
randomly selected users
jggycty: we usually would do this on our
website. but due to the lack of current hits..
it just isn't possible.. would you be
interested in taking the survey?
cixti1: not really
jggycty: why not sir?
jggycty: it's only three questions
jggycty: alright. question number one. have
you had sex?
jggycty: ok. question two.
jggycty: do you know what the mississipian
cixti1: hell no?
jggycty: oh well let me explain it to you.
jggycty: its when one partner is upside
down and is balancing on their neck and
upper back while holding themselves up
with their hands.
jggycty: the other partner is standing up
and shoving his tally-wacker in and out of
either the anus or vagina.
jggycty: this is a hetero-sexual and a
jggycty: it's very common in large urban
cixti1: ok......i've seen that before...........never
known what it was called though....
jggycty: have you ever experienced this
type of position?
jggycty: alright. and then question number
jggycty: would you be offended if someone
with the screen name "Iwanttoeatjesus"
IM'd you and claimed to be the anti-christ?
cixti1: don't know......probablly.......i would think
they were just joking......ya know
jggycty: I see. there are a lot of freaks out
cixti1: yep..........take care........
jggycty: but usually those people don't
know how to use a computer
jggycty: it's the lazy, bored, computer-nerds
that do it.
cixti1: i see......
cixti1: are you 1
jggycty: just watch out.
jggycty: oh no sir.
jggycty: I run a ligitimate magazine!
jggycty: excuse me.
cixti1: i will..........good luck to you
jggycty: and to you too sir.
Iwanttoeatjesus: I AM THE ANTI-CHRIST!
Iwanttoeatjesus: I want to eat jesus!
Iwanttoeatjesus: yum yum
Iwanttoeatjesus: yummy in my tummy!
Iwanttoeatjesus: would you like to eat jesus?
Iwanttoeatjesus: I bet he'd be tasty! hell put on
enough barbeque sauce and anything will be good!
Iwanttoeatjesus: have you ever wanted to eat shit?
Iwanttoeatjesus: visit this site..
Iwanttoeatjesus: it has everything from shit eating
to dunking your head in gasoline and striking a
Iwanttoeatjesus: while masturbating!!!
Iwanttoeatjesus: it doesn't have anything to do
with eating jesus...
Iwanttoeatjesus: you don't want to talk to me do
Iwanttoeatjesus: this makes Iwanttoeatjesus sad.
Iwanttoeatjesus: I admit it.
Iwanttoeatjesus: I'm a computer nerd with nothing
Iwanttoeatjesus: I get my 'kicks' from harassing
random users, saving the conversations, and putting
them up as html files on my website...
Iwanttoeatjesus: please talk to me!
Iwanttoeatjesus: I'm soooo lonely!