afganistanianman: Well hello there dear.
afganistanianman: how are you today?
afganistanianman: *hobbles slowly over to
DDDKitty*
DDDKitty: hey,
afganistanianman: what's wrong dear?
DDDKitty: brb
afganistanianman: you're leaving? so soon?
but you just arrived?
afganistanianman: I made you some cookies.
afganistanianman: *turns around and
hobbles to the oven and pulls out a sheet
of cookies*
afganistanianman: would you like some
before you go?
afganistanianman: *hobbles back over to
DDDKitty*
afganistanianman: here have some cookies.
DDDKitty: so tell me about your IM name
afganistanianman: my what?
afganistanianman: don't you want a cookie
dear? I baked them for you.
DDDKitty: your user name
afganistanianman: my a... okay dear... umm..
yes.. does your mother know you talk like
this?
DDDKitty: who are you?
afganistanianman: wha? you don't know who
I am?
afganistanianman: *hobbles closer*
DDDKitty: no
afganistanianman: oh dear!
DDDKitty: i don't believe we've spoken, unless
you are cange trying to freak me out
afganistanianman: you are on one of those
drugs I heard about on the radio.. oh no..
oh God why my grand daughter!? why?
first she says odd words such as IM name
and user name? oh no.. no no no.. not my
grand daughter... and now.. she doesn't
even know who I am!!!!
afganistanianman: *tears flow down face*
afganistanianman: dear? what did you take?
DDDKitty: whats your real name then
afganistanianman: was it that horrible
horrible smack I keep hearing paul harvey
talk about?
afganistanianman: oh no!
afganistanianman: I think I need to call the
hospital
afganistanianman: *hobbles hurriedly to the
rotary phone in the corner*
afganistanianman: operator! get me the
hospital at once!
afganistanianman: *tears still streaming
down*
DDDKitty: brb
DDDKitty: "grandpa"
afganistanianman: oh my! she doesn't know
who I am.. and she thinks I'm a man??
afganistanianman: oh no.. oh yes the
hospital? yes my daughter has taken some
kind of hallucinogen.. yes... yes.. she thinks
I'm a man.. yes.. okay.. yes she keeps on
coming in and out of the room and saying
odd and screwball things.. yes.. I can hold.
DDDKitty: i only drank the tea you gave me...
afganistanianman: *turns around to see
DDDKitty with a kitchen knife*
afganistanianman: what are you doing?
afganistanianman: *a horrified expression on
face*
afganistanianman: *DDDKitty stabs
repeatedly*
afganistanianman: why... *gurgles of blood*
afganistanianman: III loveeddddd youuuu..
*more gurgles*
DDDKitty: umm, I didn't do it?
afganistanianman: *a fresh dark pool of
blood lays fresh on the floor*
afganistanianman: *the knife sticking straight
in the air*
DDDKitty: please slow down you are moving
too fast
DDDKitty: don't die yet
afganistanianman: *the room reaks of death*
DDDKitty: you want some neosporin for that?
DDDKitty: or a band-aid?
afganistanianman: *the voice on the phone*
hello? hello? is this a prank call? hello?
afganistanianman: I'm going to hang up.
afganistanianman: hello?
afganistanianman: is anyone there?
DDDKitty: uh hey
afganistanianman: oh.. hello what seems to
be the problem?
DDDKitty: um my well its a person, um just died,
i don't know who it nis...
afganistanianman: oh!? does this person have
a pulse? did you know them?
DDDKitty: they called me grandaughter
DDDKitty: not really
afganistanianman: what?
afganistanianman: I don't seem to
understand.
DDDKitty: well
DDDKitty: me niether
afganistanianman: oh... alright... have you
taken any drugs recently? any medicines?
DDDKitty: I don't know i think he-she drugged
my tea
afganistanianman: you can't tell the sex of
the person?
afganistanianman: isn't this person laying
dead near you?
DDDKitty: yes
afganistanianman: and you can't tell the sex
of the person?
afganistanianman: hello?
afganistanianman: are you there miss?
afganistanianman: miss?
DDDKitty: yes
afganistanianman: I've traced this call.. and
I'm sending a police unit over to your
house..
DDDKitty: um ok
afganistanianman: I really hope this wasn't a
prank phone call.
DDDKitty: who is this
afganistanianman: because you can be in
serious, I mean serious trouble.
afganistanianman: this is Dr. Kimmle from
the hospital.
DDDKitty: what? Dr. Kibble?
afganistanianman: no.. K-I-M-M-L-E
afganistanianman: Dr... Kimmle.
afganistanianman: *knock on the door*
DDDKitty: ok, Dr. dogchow
afganistanianman: *doorbell rings*
DDDKitty: whats there
afganistanianman: *shouts from outside*
DDDKitty: whats/whos there
afganistanianman: maam! this is the north
carolina state troopers!
afganistanianman: come out with your hands
on top of your head!
DDDKitty: um why are you calling me
afganistanianman: we have reason to believe
you have a dead body in your house!
DDDKitty: I do I do
afganistanianman: now come out or we'll be
forced to come in and get you!
DDDKitty: come take it out!!!!!
DDDKitty: ugh stop shouting *faints to floor-*
afganistanianman: Maam!?
afganistanianman: Maam?
afganistanianman: alright... we're going in.
afganistanianman: *the police enter the house
and find DDDKitty laying unconcious on
the floor next to a mangled corpse*
DDDKitty: mangled?
afganistanianman: oh shit! she's not
unconcious!
DDDKitty: i didn't touch it!
afganistanianman: *weapons are drawn*
DDDKitty: i am unconsious
afganistanianman: PUT YOUR HANDS UP
ABOVE YOUR HEAD!
afganistanianman: SHE'S TALKING JIBBERISH!
I THINK SHE'S TAKIN' SOME KIND OF
DRUG... MAYBE A HALLUCINOGEN.
afganistanianman: PUT YOUR HANDS ABOVE
YOUR HEAD!
DDDKitty: I am out o-u-t
DDDKitty: i didn't kiill anyone
afganistanianman: holllly shit.. look at that
old bitch..... you really cut her up didn't
you?
afganistanianman: damn...
afganistanianman: *the other officer*
DDDKitty: no, she cut herself up!
afganistanianman: maam.. you have the right
to remain silent....
DDDKitty: I don't wanna say silent
afganistanianman: she's on drugs man! I
toooold you. I toold you.. lets take her in
now..
afganistanianman: and get a got damn
cleanup crew in here... jesus.. I can't believe
you cut up an old lady.
afganistanianman: why'd you do it? for drug
money?
afganistanianman: huh?
DDDKitty: i dont wanna go in, i like it outside
DDDKitty: i don't do drugs
afganistanianman: bitch.. I can't believe it..
now she thinks she's outside...
afganistanianman: she's hallucinating right
now...
DDDKitty: no i don't your outside
afganistanianman: hellllllooO!!! III AMMMMMM
AAAaaa BBIggg FFIIIIISSHhhhhH!!!
DDDKitty: I know
DDDKitty: you gots purple eyes
afganistanianman: she's definately
hallucinating..
DDDKitty: and green teeth
afganistanianman: lets take her in now..
afganistanianman: *a voice from the still
dangling phone*
DDDKitty: O:-) don't take me in, i wanna go out
afganistanianman: hellllooo!??!?
afganistanianman: helllloo???
DDDKitty: hello mommy
afganistanianman: I am here? hello????
afganistanianman: Isn't anyone listening???
DDDKitty: i dont wanna go to school
DDDKitty: i feel green
afganistanianman: that's it.. I don't want to
live anymore... life is pathetic.. dammit...
I'm a doctor.. not a free and happy little
boy.. *tears*
afganistanianman: why?
afganistanianman: I want to be happy... but
I'm not!!!!
afganistanianman: *more tears*
afganistanianman: *sniff sniff*
afganistanianman: that's it.. I'm ending it
now..
DDDKitty: I am a pony
afganistanianman: *a gunshot rings out*
DDDKitty: dont do that its loud
afganistanianman: *DDDKitty has stolen the
police officers gun and has shot him in the
face*
DDDKitty: um the gun go BOOM
afganistanianman: *DDDKitty shoots the
other police officer in the groin, chest,
abdomen, and leg*
afganistanianman: *the voice on the phone*
afganistanianman: hello? hello?
afganistanianman: fine that's it.. I'm doing
this thing..
DDDKitty: hello
afganistanianman: *another loud gunshot*
afganistanianman: *silence*
