phalliclollipop: GREETINGS!
ALSNODS: whats up
phalliclollipop wants to directly connect.
ALSNODS is now directly connected.
phalliclollipop:
phalliclollipop:
STARE INTO THE EYE!!!!!
I WANT YOU TO JOIN MY CULT!!!

ALSNODS: who is this
phalliclollipop: I'LL SHOW YOU MY PICTURE
phalliclollipop:
phalliclollipop: THAT IS ME!
ALSNODS direct connection is closed.
phalliclollipop:
STARE INTO THE STATUE'S GROIN!!!!!!
I WANT YOU TO JOIN MY CULT!!!

phalliclollipop: ARE YOU INTERESTED?
phalliclollipop: ALSNODS?