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- 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings,
555-1234. Leave mess.
- Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of
the family.
- A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served
by waitresses in appetizing forms.
- Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children
$2.00.
- For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs
and large drawers.
- Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
- Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra
pair to take home, too.
- Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
- Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at
night.
- We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully
by hand.
- For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
- For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan
Hussy.
- Great Dames for sale.
- Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful
condition.
- Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
- Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
- Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
- If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere
Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de
la Fontain, and Chopin.
- Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena
Lodge. Swim in the
- lovely pool while you drink it all in.
- The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds,
and other athletic facilities.
- Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
- Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates.
Automatically burns toast.
- Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable
that lots of women wear nothing else.
- Stock up and save. Limit: one.
- We build bodies that last a lifetime.
- Man, honest. Will take anything.
- Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to
travel.
- UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
- Christmans tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
- Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.
- Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.
- Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
- 3-year-old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
- Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard,
meals, and smacks included.
- Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
- Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once,
you'll never go anywhere again.
- Illiterate? Write today for free help.
- Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion.
Blue Cross and salary.
- Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to
assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing
to growth of family.
- Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom
for efficient beating.
- Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
- And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety,
unrivaled inconvenience.
- We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your
home for $1.00.
- 50% Off Our Rockers!
- Tires Slashed 30%!