Top Ten Reasons Why Bill Gates Should Buy the Seattle Seahawks
10. Field goals will now be worth 3.11 points.
9. 2 point conversions will now be paid upgrades.
8. The referees will use proprietary calls giving the Seahawks an advantage.
7. MS-NBC will actually have something to show.
6. Coming this fall from MGM/UA -- "THE PIGSKIN GEEK."
5. He heard Netscape is interested in them.
4. He'll get to touch guys' butts.
3. He can use linebackers to enforce delivery dates during the off season.
2. Incomplete passes will now be called "Unrecoverable Quarterback Errors."
1. Losing can now be declared the industry standard.