For all you who didn't catch all the disclaimers on "Rock
Bottom" during the Simpsons last night (Sun Nov27, 1994)
[taped by my demented Blacksburg
friend John Cotton ...]:
- "Peoples Choice Award" is America's greatest honor
- Styrofoam is not made from kittens
- UFO was a paper plate
- The nerds on the internet are not geeks
- The word "cheese" is not funny in and of itself
- The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod
- Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam
- If you are reading this you have no life
- Roy Rodgers is not buried inside his horse
- The other UFO was an upside down salad spinner
- Our universities are not hotbeds of anything
- Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes
- Our viewers are not pathetic sexless food tubes
- Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds
- The Cheers gang is not a real gang
- Salt water does not chase the thirsties away
- Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty
- Morphin Power Ranger
- Cats do not eventually turn into dogs
- Bullets do not bounce off of fat guys
- Recycling does not deplete the ozone
- Everything is 100% fruit juice
- The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream
- Janet Reno is evil
- V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline
- Ted Koppel is a robot
- Women aren't from Venus, men are not from Mars
- Fleiss does floss
- Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures
- Bart is bad to the bone
- Godfrey Jones wife is cheating on him
- The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kick boxing competitions
- The bug on your TV screen can see into your house
- Everyone on TV is better than you
- The people who are writing this have no life
My only question, outside of why did I waste the time to copy
this insipidness, is, "Who is Mr. Dershowitz?"