10. It's Over Cuz I Caught Him Swapping GIFS With My Best Friend
9. You Done Ripped Out My NT-1 And Stomped That Sucker Flat
8. She's The Shemale Of My Email And The Breaker Of My Heart
7. You FTP-ed Up Our Love So I Crawled Into A Bottle
6. Let's Get Drunk And Raise A Little HTML
5. I've Got Hot Java For You But No Hits On My Heart
4. I've Deleted Your Bookmark From The Hotlist Of My Heart
3. I Designed Your Homepage, She Changed My Life
2. I Tried Your Site Tonight, But You Weren't There
1. When I Met You In That Chat Room, You Swore You Was A Girl