The Gospel According to Luke
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When Photographer Luc Smith isn't working
in his Italian studio, He enjoys the bold,
traditional taste of Heineken Lager.
Click here to view my photo album.
The owner of this webpage is Luke Smith. He was born in Upstate NY on January 19th, 1975. His parents were shocked to see a 666 on his forehead at birth ..... The doctor spanked him, flipped him over and said
"Don't worry, it says 999." It turns out he is the Anti-Hootie.
Here are some jobs I've had:
1.) Paperboy -Age 11
2.) Drummer in garage band
-Age 15
3.) Night Janitor in bowling alley
complex -Age 16
4.) DJ Assistant -Age 17
5.) Drummer in touring cover band -Age
17
6.) McDonald's Sous Chef -Age 18
7.) Nabisco Warehouse worker -Age 19
8.) Levi Strauss Factory Worker
(Buttonfly Guy) -Age 19
9.) Banquet Houseman -Age 19
10.) Banquet Server -Age 19
11.) Housekeeping Head Houseman -Age 20
12.) Hotel Security Guard -Age 21
13.) Hotel Doorman/Bellman/Valet -Age 21
14.) Music Instrument Salesman -Age 22
15.) Shuttle Van/Sedan Driver
-Age 23
16.) Pizza Delivery Guy -Age 23
17.) Helped open a computer cafe, made
sammiches and assisted with computers
-Age 23
18.) Part Time Maintenance Guy at my
Apartment Complex -Age 24
19.) Part Time Taxi and Shuttle Driver
-Age 24
20.) High-end Furniture SalesGuy -Age 26
21.) One Time Model
Here are some of my hobbies:
1.) Bicycling
2.) Target Sports
(Darts,Archery,Pistols)
3.) Video Games
4.) Dream Interpretation
5.) Home Audio
6.) Frisbee/Hacky Sack
7.) Kite Flying
8.) Pool Hopping
9.) Import Beer Drinking
10.) Computers
...Here is a riddle I made up..... The
answer will be sent to you if you email
me...But see if you can get it without
my help.
Good Luck ......
"When
they are together, they are all useless
if one gets struck in the head."
What do
I refer to?
5/20/99
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