i'M cHaD. i dRiVe a fUnKy FrEsH 1986 v6 cAmArO. iTs a 5 sPeEd wItH t ToPs. tHeY lEaK. ThErE's a gIaNt UrInE sTaIn oN tHe FrOnT sEaT fRoM wHeN i FlOoReD iT. ItS fAsTeR tHaN mY fRiEnDs 1988 CiViC. wE rOaSt MuStAnGs aNd rAmS a Zo6 vEtTeS aLl ThE tImE. mInEs StOcK, tOdDs CiViC hAs a GrEeN aIr FiLtEr aNd a 17 cEnT ReSiStEr hE bOuGhT oN eBaY fOr $27 bEcAuSe wE'rE tOo sTuPiD tO bUmP tHe tImInG OuRsElVeS. Chads Sick v6 camaro 2.8 big block v6 110 hp 5 speed manual with worn synchros grind me a pound 3 14" racing mags and one 13" escort pony wheel dunlop 175/60/14 cooper 225/75/14 fisk 185/70/14 sumitomo 155/70/13 racing slick left side posi (the right side wore out) t tops held on car with liquid nails and the cheap plastic duct tape cousin vick gave me mudflaps with naked sillouette of ernest borgnine audiovox 175 watt am/fm/cassette deck jensen 6.5" in right door white audiovox 200 watt amp with "big nate" airbrushed airshocks in back racing seats with silver stripes over the rips used size 58 mens briefs hanging from mirror blown glasspacks i've got a lunchbox in the middle as a console, it holds my sandwiches and methamphetamines. i spell good, and after a long day driving i need sandwiches. i like sandwiches. i carve cow chips like a the 3 musketeers fillet evil frenchmen. coming soon: rancho RS9000 shocks and a lift kit razzi side skirts bomex front bumper spinner hubcaps so i can be like ben hur bye bye supra nos with the led purge kit 4 foot fluorescent shop light along simulated crocodile leather roofliner or maybe some brown shag carpet my neigbor gave me cause his cattle p*ssed all over it
