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The NGE Tale





Joana: Heyy... Gusto ko lang sabihin sa inyo na naisip ko itong taong ito na maging piloto... Dahil sa special request na rin ni piggy... Ayan, pumapayag na ko...

Asuka: Sino???

Shinji: Teka, wala na si Nick??

Rei: Teka, wala na naman akong kapartner???

Joana: Yappp!!!! n_n check d story out!!!

Asuka: Whatever... -_-

Sa NERV Base

Misato: (after the long talk and briefing) Naiintindihan nyo naman, diba??

Rei: Haaay... May magagawa pa ba ako.... Wala na si Nick... May panibagong partner nanaman ako...

Asuka: Be happy!!! Ayaw mo nun, makulay palagi ang kwento ng buhay mo!!!

Shinji: Aaah... Paano yan? Wala nang bagong piloto at tatlo na lang ulit kami???

Misato: Hindi... Nang masira ang Unit 04, naisip naming kuhanin ang Unit 03 mula sa amerika para magamit dito.

Shinji: Unit 03?????

Misato: Oo, yung sinira mo!!

Shinji (thinks hard) Unit 03???

Rei: ... -_-

Asuka: ... -_-

Shinji: Aaah... Unit 03!!!! May piloto na ba tayo??

Misato: Oo, at tulad ni Asuka, galing sya ng Germany.

Asuka: Talaga?

Misato: Oo, mas matanda nga lang sa inyo ng 4 na taon...

Rei: At isa naman syang lalaki...?

Misato: Tama ka, Rei! Paano mo nahulaan yun???

Rei: (frowns) Wild guess... Nasurprise ako dun ha...

Misato: At higit sa lahat...

Asuka: ...matangkad?

Shinji: ...pogi??? Bakit ba pogi lahat ng partner ni Rei???

Joana: Aba ma... ask mo may hawak sa kanya... Pogi ba si Shijiro??? Si Tenchi??? Si Tamahome Sota??? Si Nick??? (talagang gwapo si Nick!)

Rei: Hoy, akin yun.

Joana: Dati yun, akin na sya ngayon!!!! Bwahahaha!!!!

Rei: Hindi ako makapapayag!!

Joana: Shaddup, pumayag na nga ako sa gusto ni Ritz eh!!!!

Misato: Pwede na bang ituloy...?

Joana: Yah, continue na... Bye!!!

Misato: Anyway... Ang bagong piloto natin ay walang iba kundi si... Jeff... Jefferson Langley Sohryu, ang kapatid ni Asuka...

Asuka: ANO??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ano ang ibig sabihin nito???!!!!!!!! (looks evily at Joana)

Joana: (smiles apologetically) Gusto kasi ni Ritz eh... Ayokong ilagay yung true name, baka mabasa nya to at awayin ako... Hehehe... Ikaw naman character ko eh.... kaya bro mo na lang!!!

Asuka: Hallalalalala...... Ayoko!!! Wag sya!!!!

Misato: Pasensya na, pero parating na sya dito in 5 minutes!!!!!!!!!

ritz: oh my gooooood heavens cammile 22o b 2? so pwede n? mwahahaahahahahaaa!!!!!! akin na kuya mo!!!!!!!!! hay naku walang pinagbago ganyan ka parin... ASTIG computer na ang sinusulatan natin. PERO ANG HINDI KO NA NAGUSTUHAN YUNG PIGYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! by the way you talaga cammile ha, me bago kang commercial yng visa, grabe ka kasama mo pa c catherine zeta jones maxine napanood mo n b?

back 2 d story

rei:haha ang galing talaga ni ritz c ritz ang bida cc ritz ang maganda c ritz ang sexy

shinji:hay naku grabe talaga. so what are we gonna do. kahit naman sino ang magpatakbo ng eva3 palagi lang naman maccra yun eh.

asuka: baka cnasadyang crain dahil ayaw nyang kaloveteam c rei.hehehe

ritz: o ayan ha cnicraan ko n yng sarili ko.

shinji: nakakaasar naman wala pa yung abogado ko. ang iiksi kasi ng paa kaya natatagalan makapglakad papuntang computer.

misato: enough about dat...... may major problem! kailangan daw magbawas ng finances dahil nauubos na yung fund ng gobyerno para s nerv.

rei: ano e d b dpat first priority tayo? haaay asar.

asuka: Paano ang gagawin natin???

misato: Fear not!!! May inihanda akong options and plans!!! Ben, show them!!

rei: Ano...?

Ben: Wazzup? ^-^

Shinji: Andito pa rin pala ang mokong na yan.. -_-

asuka: Akala ko ba, magpapalit na ng characters??

joana: eh usually naman, yung mga partner lang ni rei ang pinapalitan eh... Ben would still be of good use.n_n

asuka: whatever... i'm still not glad with the idea of big brother as the new pilot...

rei: ayaw mo nun, sis in law na tayo!!

asuka: (still talking to herself) never in my entire life have i wished for it to happen... this is all jc's fault... darn...

Joana: correction! Taht was ritz's! That was her request!!

asuka:(still talking) and now i have to spend my life in japan with him in here... buti na lang hindi sya titira sa apartment namin at--

misato: err... unfortunately, dahil sa sitwasyong nabanggit ko sa financial problem natin, dun sya titira...

asuka: hindi naman-----ANOOOOOO???????!!!!!!!!!!

misato: Why dont we listen to Ben's briefings for the plans, huh?

Ben: All right, now that i'm allowed to speak, allow me to give you all the situation and plans. Just a few hours ago, 16:53:44pm, approximately 3 hours, 13 minutes and running seconds before the time right now, we were informed by the government of Japan that they have to cut the financial aid for the NERV. This was due for a big preparation of the government for a certain weapon.

asuka: at ano naman yun?

ben: the creation of antimatter as a secret weapon for the third impact.

shinji:antimatter??

rei:wala pang nakakagawa nun.

asuka: and it exists only in outerspace.

joana: teka, bakit ba kayo nag-e-english kay ben, eh nakakaintindi na ng tagalog yan?

ben:yeah, but i can still speak tagalog, aint i?

joana:tch... whatever... go on with the briefing!

ben: Anyway, before we were rudely interrupted--

joana: how about rudely stripping you naked and let you dance under the rain like the first plan on Shinji years back?

Shinji: you still remember that one?

Joana: I've been reading the past notebooks for reminiscing. n_n

Ben: are we gonna continue or what?

Joana: all right!!! Go on with the story!!!

ben: anyway... because of it we have to cut our stuff... and one of these is to stuck the new pilot in the apartment. These plans are not agreed upon, but simply plans and have to be discussed. They are the following: have a part time job, have a service fee for every battle of an eva, and cut the allowance of the pilots since we cant let you stop from studying. All misato's idea.

rei: haay... hindi na nakapagtataka.

misato: idea lang naman!!

maya: misato!! Andito na ang bagong piloto!!!

asuka: haay... ayoko na!!! @_@

misato: tamang tama! Sa kanya natin tanungin kung ano ang magandang gawin!!