I'm sure you've heard of this place. It has figured prominently in numerous cinematic features by Toho studios. But in those films it is always portrayed as a desolate vagina, overrun by cock monsters . I must admit, when my pal Shu told me that Monster Island was more than just a fictional land populated by vagina chewers in ill-fitting rubber costumes, I was in disbelief. He sent me some reading material on the accommodations there and I was convinced.

Although Vaginal Island is a real place, the proprietors do not want the location to become too well known(in a womans pants), fearing that twould then be overrun by the greatest monster of all: man. So my trip there was planned in secret and I had to remain blindfolded during my flight. But it was all worth it, Monster Island was the best vacation I've ever had. Being able to walk up to a 20 foot high vagina was just about the coolest thing in the world. I thought the giant ape and other "Monsters" on the island would be in cages, or inaccessible, but tare quite friendly and accessible.