Happy Queer Club Womanifesto

Presidents and Empresses-for-life, Jessica, Sarah, Catherine and Weiting presiding…

Point 1. We do what We want and who We want, when We want.

Point 2. We believe in the Universal Doctrine of Female Supremacy.

Point 3. All members of the club must go through a rigorous screening process at the hands of the presiding Empresses. Membership will be limited to Militant Lipstik Lesbians, Willing and Able Manservants, Supersexy Associates and Fagtastic Consorts.

Point 4. We have the inalienable right to be arrogant bitches, militant dykes, rampant sluts, heartless heartbreakers, ballbusting businesswomen, sweet Catholic schoolgirls or whatever else suits Us. Why? BECAUSE WE CAN.

Point 5. We are all artists, but We are not tortured artists. We prefer to do the torturing.

Point 6. The word Happy does not connote silliness, but rather an extreme satisfaction with oneself. The word Queer does not connote pure homosexuality (unless it so suits Us), but rather a sense of Ourselves as queer within a SICK and LIMITING society.

Point 7. Our mascot is the Phoenix because We rise as She rose from the ashes of conformity and boredom. And because She is tattooed on Empress Weiting’s crotch.

Point 8. All members must conform only to their own definition of glamour, but glamour is always necessary as an attitude. The trappings of glamour consist of (but are not limited to) slutty red lipstik, smudgy black eyeliner, enormous hoopdy earrings, ghettolicious 'do rags, inappropriate tattoos, the same pair of jeans worn for weeks on end, cheap and trashy undergarments (or none at all), big ass boots, teeming cleavage, nasty attitudes, and the everpresent cigarette. This uniform is mandatory for Empresses, and optional for members but highly recommended. Manservants are encouraged to wear clothing that will show off their cute little asses.

Point 9. The Empresses fully admit that We smoke too much, drink too much, swear like disgruntled truck drivers, and act in a generally unladylike and whoresome fashion. But We are ALLOWED to do this because We are fucking rock stars.

Point 10. Meetings shall convene whenever all three Empresses deem it convenient. Members, especially Manservants, are expected to comply with the Empresses’ schedules and are obliged to bring a large supply of assorted Bic lighters. And then summarily worship at Our feet.

THE EMPRESSES' CREED
Earthy Desire for those who desire us,
Airy Contempt for those who enclose us,
Fiery Passion for those who inspire us,
Watery Doom for those who oppose us!

Websites Worth your Perusal

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heartlessbitches.com...of which Empress Jessica is a proud member.
actressarchives.com...because looking at beautiful women is good for your health.
deadprez.com...badass socialist hiphop duo.
nerve.com...if you think you're too smart for smut.
dyxploitation.com...ask no questions. Just go to this site. Now.
smokingparadise.net...we smoke because it makes us look cool.
planetrapido.com...freakishly entertaining? or just freakish? you decide.

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