One More Thing Before Newa
  • (A) My mom will not be giving blumpkins, but she will be making me a dinner of champions after we come gome from Northborough. (B) How's that for Trailer Trash PUNES!!. (C) The team to beat, Give the Dogs their BONE!. (D) And Finally....To the people who give me shit, and think they got the best of me- FUCK YOU TO ALL........AND TO ALL A DOG BITE! See you in Northborough NEWA Time- DO SOMETHING !
    *** NEW *** MOREYS WIFFLE SHOP ***NEW***
  • Mad Dogs cotten hat. Flex Fit, with 44 for Morey on back side. Price is 10 $. With Morey signature goes as a collectors iteam at 20 $.
  • A great seller. Already sent out dozens. The Morey Dart Board. Comes with three yellow darts that look like wiffleball bats. Selling at 40 $. With Morey signature 55 $.
  • Morey's album is coming out, but for now here is his brand new instructional and highlight video Bombs Away...his music video Do Something is also on the tape. This one is selling at 18.99 $.
    MOREY'S HR HIT- DO SOMETHING
    Fantastic Plastic, Where It's fast and elastic, Where Morey will knock you straight on your asses.
    Slim Slamma, Wim Wamma, Get out your camera cuase here's comes my boy Ramma.
    What you say? You gonna pay, cause on Deck for the Dogs is big man Adam K, hittin bombs for Mt.Vernon every single day.
    Next up is the pitcher, the one feared with the beard, and he aint afraid to bitch at 'cha. He'll surf his riser high and low, like WHOA, I'm talkin bout 31- Tom DeVeau
    (CHORUS) M to the ORE and Y, Morey's hittin the wiffle into the sky. He likes to run the game and run his mouth, yet the kid is money from North to South.
    From little to senile I'll like my Sliced Bread mild, like JJ Wild, not Tog that red headed step child, Morey's hittin will put all you bitches in denial
    There's so many hurlers that are fundamentaly sound, you cant even touch em when they step foot on the mound. You gots Trotta, Cotter, B. Pitts, Take A Wiff and The Dog Tommy D. Also, D.Wags, Tony Lavs, and the old fart from WWE. And last but not least you got the Yeast from the East, The Cocks from the Block, Im talkin bout those nerds the Boo Sox. From Blue Sox to Chad Fox ROCKED! - This is your year for your sox to get knocked off.
    (CHORUS) M to the ORE and Y, Morey's hittin the wiffle into the sky. He likes to run the game and run his mouth, yet the kid is money from North to South.
    When push comes to shove, Grotesque = Love. The guy starts swinging all around, up and down, with a frown, undies brown, looking like a clown, He's the biggest Royal ass known round the town.
    Some people say there's nothing hotta than Trotta, well I beg to differ, he's a pickle sniffer, the TRUE Doom hog aint that lump on a log, but its TOG. He's got the big bat and the constant nack to get on the sack jack.
    (Ending) I never dropped out of school, just needed to get away from the Blue Sox fools. I recieved a 3.4 and a pat on the back, and decided to come home to give it a whack. Now at Middlesex I take classes, after gettin Dean List again, Ill be takin ur job and kickin some asses. Accepted into Framingham for the 04 season, scoring goals, kickin ass, makin other kids bleedin. You can call me Morey Mathers or just nasty for short, cause I am taking over , try to bring me to court. I will never be slowed down or never be stopped, Ill prove it, step on the mound and you will get popped.
    One More thing- I forgot to to you all something...Ahhh oh yea i remember, I sing I bring, you- DO SOMETHING!
  • Produced by Mark Morreale "Morey"
  • Album hits all locations June 21st
  • CD is titled "Do Something"
  • Special Thanks to- LOCO records, Mad Dog Music CO.

    Hate to Love Him, Love to Hate Him: Morey!

    Welcome to my Moreys Stories page, it was only due time untill I went big time and got my own page. WARNING- ALTHOUGH EVERY ONE I MAKE FUN OF IS REALLY CLASS ACT, I WANT TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT THIS PAGE IS JUST FOR ENJOYMENT. DONT TAKE IT PERSONAL, TAKE A JOKE..... Well here I go. Doing what I do best, time to bash!

    The Hurricanes, 3 baby brothers and a brother that hits bombs. Actual real class act guys that I like, but I must bash everyone haha! THe Canes are 0-2 lifetime against Morey, and they seem able to not beat me. Sure they K me 23 times a game, but i always get that HUGE hit against them to sink them. Much props to the Canes, but make sure u stay off the field when it comes to playing me haha!

    Great guys, who are coming to the end of there era. Pretty soon we will be calling them Sliced Doom. Trotta and Tog are without a doubt the best duo in the league, they also are gay lovers. I'd like to say that if the Dogs face DOOM, then the Dogs will prevail, watch and learn. Trotta will get ROCKED. Tog Do Something haha!

    Next up, Balls Deep. Probally the coolest team around, just young guys playing the game. Everyone on the team is pretty normal, except little Griff in the middle there. He once told me during an online conversation that he fantasized about Real World character "Puck". He told me that he wanted to suck his man meat and eat out the ring around his ass. It was actually a bit revolting, but whatever, it's his life(haha). Just kidding, class act team, Little Griff the Stiff is the man, NICE TITS!

    One word to describe Love--Grotesque. Although he is yet another class act, he still is a pune in my book. Nickname is big wiffer when it comes to facing the Dogs, and after sinking him hitting 2 bombs off the Royals i'd like to add, Do Something Grotesque Boy!

    Without a doubt the gayest wiffleball players in the universe. They eat out Wagners ass before every inning, and they talk like little girls and throw there bat when they K. How's that triple feel in CT, game winner sending JJ home haha, peace homos!!

    Haha, my buddy Wagner. Ever since that first tournament when people praised to Wagner, I thought to myself, I can beat this guy. Sure I havent accomplished it yet, but i am a young lad people, just give me time. The first time facing wagner was in the Sweet Sixteen of the always competitve WTF Natick tournament. After hitting a bomb tying it 2-2 in the 6th with 2 outs and a full count we went into two extra innings. Because I didnt have someone like DeVeau on the mound, I lost. But Wagner had shit stains at the end of the game, he was also drinking a chick drink "Shmirnoff" what a pussy. Stay Gay Wags, your going down son!

    The team the beat, the three guys that have Morey's back, and together we all kick ass. As a team we've accomplished a lot, and there's more where that came from. After we win hockeytown league, we will take over NEWA, WTF, and then we'll beat those fat queers the Blue Sox in USPPBA. PS- Blue Sox, I left Fitchburg State because you guys left me sexual messages on my answering machine. How gay can you be , "Morey Ill pick you up and we'll slap around the ball", yea ok Blue Socks I dont think so. Id rather watch my grandparents 69 you fucks.

    DO SOMETHING WIFFLERS. MOREY FOR PRESIDENT!

  • Above Morey looks on as he and his uncle blow out the competition in a local tourney. They came out on top winning tyhe finals 21-0. OUCH!

    Wiffle Links

    LWL Wiffleball. The Tony Lavalle Era
    They're BACKKKKK.. Mt Vernon Mad Dogs
    Newazone, Nasty!
    USPPBA FastPitch, Blue Sox are fags