Site hosted by Angelfire.com: Build your free website today!

MARK’S "BEST OF" AP CHEMISTRY QUOTES

Taken in their entirety (and in some instances, editied) from Miss Wentz and members of her classes.
Also drastically cut down from the original release, but you can still access all of your favorites at the main page!

Updated Every B-Day

Please do not take anything below literally or seriously.
They were intended as jokes, and should be taken as such.
If you don't understand something, don't try to.

If you have comments or suggestions about which quotes are your favorite, or you think something should be changed or added, send them to wentzium@yahoo.com

  • October
  • November
  • January
  • February
  • March
  • Miscellaneous
  • Home

    OCTOBER:

    3 October 2002

    "Lord Kelvin is dead...but his unit of measure will live FOREVER!" - W

    30 October 2002

    "Now is NEVER the time!" - W

    Top


    NOVEMBER:

    5 November 2002

    "When will PowerSchool be fixed?" - Class Member
    "The 12th of NEVER! I don’t care!" - W

    12 November 2002

    "Sarcasm is one of the services I offer ... Chemistry is one of the other ones." - W

    18 November 2002

    "Some of you may be saying, ‘Who cares?’...and that’s a good point." - W

    20 November 2002

    "Several years ago, when we were learning in this class..." - W

    Top


    JANUARY:

    14 January 2003

    "Let’s move on to #1." - W - 9:54 AM (44 minutes in)

    16 January 2003

    "I have too many inhibitions." - W

    "(Singing) From a distance, God is watching us..." - Kyle and David
    "He’d better not be, this is a public school." - W

    21 January 2003

    "[To David] Are you too sexy for this class?" - W

    "[To Erin] Ok, ignore them...they’re full of crap." - W (about John and David)

    "It’s too bad you guys are all psycho." - W

    23 January 2003

    "Ok, I don’t want anyone else to talk...ever." - W

    27 January 2003

    "Erin, I love you...I just want you to stop talking." - W

    "Parley, You have the biggest head." - David (who sits directly behind Parley)
    "You'd think he'd be smarter." - Erin

    "[To David] Where have you been all my life?" - John

    "No one's listening to me, but I'm making a point." - W

    "[Re: Megan L.] She's so immature." - David
    "Gee, you wouldn't know anything about that, would you Dave?" - W

    Top


    FEBRUARY:

    3 February 2003

    "I'm thinkin' 'A' is pretty easy, and I'm feeling good about myself." - W
    "And then you get to 'B'." - Mark and David together

    "Remember a long time ago when you used to pay attention and be quiet?" - W
    "When was that?" - Sarah

    "All of us are suffering because of David and John." - Sarah
    "I agree." - W

    "Where's my lip gloss? I think that's the important question." - W

    "I'm gonna' get fired." - W

    "I thought I was listening..." - Erin
    "You thought you were listening?" - W

    5 February 2003
    Annie Bailey from B-1 sits in the back the whole period, and Miss Wentz doesn't notice.

    "Ooh, let's do these some more." - David

    "I'm sorry Miss Wentz. I got yelled at by a teacher yesterday, and I had a bad day..." - Erin
    "Are you gettin' this? She's apologizing for being noisy, while being noisy." - W

    "How do you know that?" - Sarah
    "Because I'm Parley." - Parley
    "Because it's printed on the outline." - W

    "Everyone's goal in life is equilibrium." - W
    "Ohhhh..." - Nathan

    "It's a 'chunk', so you know it's solid. You can't have a 'chunk' of liquid." - Erin

    "We had some of this, and some of this, and TWO 'somes' of this..." - W

    7 February 2003

    "[Re: John] Where's your accomplice?" - W to David

    "Could you solve that? Yeah. Would it be a pain in the butt? Yeah. So here's what we're going to do instead..." - W

    "I just shouldn't talk anymore." - Erin
    "I'm all over that." - W

    "Parley, do you still have a question?" - W
    "Yeah. Was Chapter 12 due last term? 'Cause if it was, I did it. But if it was this term, I didn't." - Parley

    11 February 2003

    "Yesterday, some of the little 'Chem Ones' and I had a little discussion about ice." - W

    "[Re: q=mcΔT] What does the 'm' stand for?" - W
    "Manliness." - Erin
    "We know what Erin's thinking about." - Mark
    "Not you. I'm sorry." - Erin to Mark
    "No, it's OK. That was good." - Mark
    "Don't apologize!" - W

    "Those crazy atomic tweezers, they're amazing!" - W

    "This is where the 'Chem Ones' have problems. You can in fact have water at -10°C." - W

    "If I took some really cold water, like -20°C -- it can exist at -20°C..." - W

    "Here's another astonishing moment! You can have gas hotter than 100°C." - W

    18 February 2003

    B-1:
    "The sodium chloride precipitates to the tune of..." - W
    "Amazing Grace." - Scott

    25 February 2003
    A-1:
    "A lot of people in AP Chemistry end up dating each other. They're all in the same class--it's terrifying." - W

    Top


    MARCH:

    31 March 2003
    "I learn so much in here, but none of it has to do with Chemistry." - Erin, B2, 31 March 2003

    Top


    MISCELLANEOUS:

    "Then there’s the part where I’m in charge, and I don’t care what any of you think." - W
    "Can I quote you on that?" - Josh (B1)
    "No." - W

    Top

    None of this site--in part or in whole--may be reproduced or copied without the express consent of either Mark or Chris. For questions or concerns about using this site for your own purpose, E-mail us at wentzium@yahoo.com Copyright 2003