"Lord Kelvin is dead...but his unit of measure will live FOREVER!" - W
"Now is NEVER the time!" - W
"When will PowerSchool be fixed?" - Class Member
"The 12th of NEVER! I don’t care!" - W
"Sarcasm is one of the services I offer ... Chemistry is one of the other ones." - W
"Some of you may be saying, ‘Who cares?’...and that’s a good point." - W
"Several years ago, when we were learning in this class..." - W
"Let’s move on to #1." - W - 9:54 AM (44 minutes in)
"I have too many inhibitions." - W
"(Singing) From a distance, God is watching us..." - Kyle and David
"He’d better not be, this is a public school." - W
"[To David] Are you too sexy for this class?" - W
"[To Erin] Ok, ignore them...they’re full of crap." - W (about John and David)
"It’s too bad you guys are all psycho." - W
"Ok, I don’t want anyone else to talk...ever." - W
"Erin, I love you...I just want you to stop talking." - W
"Parley, You have the biggest head." - David (who sits directly behind Parley)
"You'd think he'd be smarter." - Erin
"[To David] Where have you been all my life?" - John
"No one's listening to me, but I'm making a point." - W
"[Re: Megan L.] She's so immature." - David
"Gee, you wouldn't know anything about that, would you Dave?" - W
"I'm thinkin' 'A' is pretty easy, and I'm feeling good about myself." -
W
"And then you get to 'B'." - Mark and David together
"Remember a long time ago when you used to pay attention and be quiet?"
- W
"When was that?" - Sarah
"All of us are suffering because of David and John." - Sarah
"I agree." - W
"Where's my lip gloss? I think that's the important question." - W
"I'm gonna' get fired." - W
"I thought I was listening..." - Erin
"You thought you were listening?" - W
"Ooh, let's do these some more." - David
"I'm sorry Miss Wentz. I got yelled at by a teacher yesterday, and I had
a bad day..." - Erin
"Are you gettin' this? She's apologizing for being noisy, while being noisy."
- W
"How do you know that?" - Sarah
"Because I'm Parley." - Parley
"Because it's printed on the outline." - W
"Everyone's goal in life is equilibrium." - W
"Ohhhh..." - Nathan
"It's a 'chunk', so you know it's solid. You can't have a 'chunk' of liquid." - Erin
"We had some of this, and some of this, and TWO 'somes' of this..." - W
"[Re: John] Where's your accomplice?" - W to David
"Could you solve that? Yeah. Would it be a pain in the butt? Yeah. So here's what we're going to do instead..." - W
"I just shouldn't talk anymore." - Erin
"I'm all over that." - W
"Parley, do you still have a question?" - W
"Yeah. Was Chapter 12 due last term? 'Cause if it was, I did it. But
if it was this term, I didn't." - Parley
"Yesterday, some of the little 'Chem Ones' and I had a little discussion about ice." - W
"[Re: q=mcΔT] What does the 'm' stand for?" - W
"Manliness." - Erin
"We know what Erin's thinking about." - Mark
"Not you. I'm sorry." - Erin to Mark
"No, it's OK. That was good." - Mark
"Don't apologize!" - W
"Those crazy atomic tweezers, they're amazing!" - W
"This is where the 'Chem Ones' have problems. You can in fact have water at -10°C." - W
"If I took some really cold water, like -20°C -- it can exist at -20°C..." - W
"Here's another astonishing moment! You can have gas hotter than 100°C." - W
B-1:
"The sodium chloride precipitates to the tune of..." - W
"Amazing Grace." - Scott
"Then there’s the part where I’m in charge, and I don’t care what
any of you think." - W
"Can I quote you on that?" - Josh (B1)
"No." - W
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