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"Don't you think this website's getting out of hand?" - W
--Clarifications on the website's URL--
"If you want, you can grade my English paper too, so you're not jealous." - Morgan to Jessica
--After pointing out an answer--
"Do you mind if I take the AP exam? I'm already smarter than your class." -
Morgan
"No, shut up and do your paper." - W
"[Re: Morgan] You're having his baby." - Jessica to Mysha
"We've not wasted a day in a while." - Ryan
"I post you on my website, so the teachers can make fun of you." - W
"Where is this website?" - Jessica
"I'll bet it's on the Internet." - Morgan
"We should have a Chemistry Bake-Off." - Scott G.
"St. Patrick's Day is my favorite. We all have a little Irish..." - Scott
G.
"No, not everybody." - W
"Where are we?" - Bryce
"In a big hole known as number three." - W
"Utah Students deserve more problems." - Morgan
"You're not in this class, quiet you." - Josh
"I'd like to point out that those pancakes are good." - Bryce
"Shut up." - W to Morgan
--After a long discussion about divine intervention during the AP test--
"I hope the Holy Ghost knows more about Chemistry than me." - Mysha
"We're going to get excommunicated for our quotes." - Scott G.
"How do you spell 'excommunicated?'" - Josh
"It's 'X', then 'communicated.'" - Morgan
"When I was a young boy I had to walk both ways up a hill to school...in
the snow." - W
"With no shoes?" - Scott
-- W looks at Scott--"Yes." - W
"I had to milk the cow into my hand, 'cause we didn't have buckets."
- W
"You stored it in your mouth 'till you had somewhere to put it." -
Scott
"Ya,' I did." - W
"Did you get a disease?" - Josh
"No, people have been drinkin' cow milk for lots of years without dying."
- W
"Aaaah! I can't write two sets of notes." - Josh
"Well, then stop copying down what I'm saying, and write what I'm writing."
- W
"'Never give up, never surrender.'" - Ryan
"Josh, don't write that down. It's a movie quote." - W
"I drank cow milk when I was little." - W
"Is that why you have so many medical problems?" - Josh
"No." - W
"You do know about Mad Cow Disease, right?" - Josh
"It didn't exist then." - W
"Cows eating other cows causes Mad Cow Disease." - Jessica
"I couldn't eat another human being." - Jordan
"You would if you were starving." - W
"I wouldn't eat myself." - Josh
"You're not going to be eating yourself, you'll be eating someone else."
- W
--Wentz continues talking about Lewis. When she's done...--
"Go Lewis! Once, my bathroom flooded, and I had to sleep on a cot out in
my living room." - Josh
"So, moving on..." - W
"What kind of a cot?" - Ryan
"A camping cot." - Josh
"That would be fun." - Ryan
"ME!" - W
"We know, the bonds..." - Ryan
"How do we feel about the bonds?" - W
"Good." - Ryan
"Alright." - Scott
"My nose itches." - Josh
"Anyway, I was going to say something else..." - W
"Endothermic?...Australia...?" - Scott
"No." - W
"Surely I gave you a homework assignment..." - W
"Surely you didn't." - Ryan
"Shirley is my Grandma's name." - Jessica
"If I was your homework, where would I be?" - W
"Burned up, in the garbage can." - Ryan
"You have a bad attitude. It annoys me." - W
"I'm the third child, which is--" - Jessica
"So am I!" - W
"[Screams] We're the best!" - Jessica
--Wentz continues teaching--
"When a job interferes with school, it's time to quit." - Jessica
"But they won't let me quit school." - Josh
"Never give up, never surrender." - Jordan
"Unless it's not Chemistry, it doesn't work." - Scott
"The sodium chloride precipitates to the tune of..." - W
"Amazing Grace." - Scott
"Don't everyone be so violent, the destruction is cute." - W
"I'm feeling hungry...there is nothing worth eating here." - W
"Sure there is...children!" - Scott
"We should have an assembly for Ashley K..." - Jessica
"She's All-American." - Mysha
"So, you really want an assembly just to get our of class." - W
"Yeah, of course." - Ryan
"So why did Sam B...get an assembly, and not Ashley K...?" - Jessica
"'Cause Sam lettered in three different sports." - Josh
"So? Ashley is All-American." - Jessica
"All she does is swims though." - Bryce
"And what do you do Bryce? Nothing? Yeah, that's right--you don't get an assembly."
- Jessica
--Enter John and David from SECOND Period--
"Shouldn't Ashley K...get an assembly?" - Mysha
"Of course she should." - David
"Yeah, what's up with that Sam B...thing?" - John
--Class laughs--
"[Bangs her head on her desk] Back to Chemistry." - W
--Wentz lifts her head up, and rests it on her hand--
--Quote Omitted--
--Wentz teaches for about ten minutes--
"I have to go." - Adam
"Why?" - W
"Yell-leader." - Adam
"Adam is the best yell-leader--let him go." - Mysha
"We should have an assembly for him." - Jessica
--Wentz teaches some more, then stops for 'Ooohs' and 'Ahhhs'--
"Wow! Check your pants." - Scott
"That was gross." - Mysha
--Announcement excusing Band Members--
--John gets up--
"Sit down John." - W
"He looks nerdy enough, he could be a band student." - Mysha
--John sits down--
"I'm not talking to you." - John to Mysha
"Would you tell John I'm not talking to him either?--and I don't care." - Mysha
to David
--Quote Omitted--
"Miss Wentz crocheted a blanket so big, it still hangs over Utah lake." - Mysha
"What?" - Josh
"[Re: Omitted Quotes from today] I might as well be that bad since you tell
everyone that I am!" - W
--Mysha goes at it again with John--
"Tell Mysha I hate her." - John
"Mysha, John thinks you're hot." - David
--Wentz goes silent, and starts writing on the board--
"I think we should leave." - John and David
--They Do.--
--Wentz continues writing--
--Ryan says an answer, Wentz looks at him skeptically--
"I'm right. I'm always right." - Ryan
--Wentz shakes her head, and continues writing--
"What are you doing?" - Scott
"I'm proving Ryan wrong." - W
--Class listens to Wentz teach--
--Presumably, John and David are roaming the halls, because a faint yell from
the hallway drifts into the classroom--
"Oh John!" - David
--Class laughs--
--Action Omitted--
"What are they doing?" - Scott
"Wandering the halls." - Mysha
--Class continues learning, the next twenty five minutes are normal-and boring--
"Then there’s the part where I’m in charge, and I don’t care what any
of you think." - W
"Can I quote you on that?" - Josh
"No." - W
"It’s killing me softly with it’s electrons." - Scott G. (a.k.a. "Mr. Hunter")
"If you can't handle the electrons...Get the shell out!" - Scott G.
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