Chris's Chemistry Quotes from his TA period (A4)

Taken in their entirety (and in some instances, editied) from Miss Wentz and members of her classes.

Updated Every A-Day

Please do not take anything below literally or seriously.
They were intended as jokes, and should be taken as such.
If you don't understand something, don't try to.

• January
• February
• March
• May
• Home

January:

January 28, 2003

"[To Kenny W.]...Tape your mouth shut, because you're delusional." - W

"FOX is not the source of truth and knowledge." - W

"[Re: AP Chemistry B-2]...If they're good, they can get a +1, and if they're like John and David, they can get -1." - W

"Luckily, some of you want to pass this test, so we're going to talk about Chemistry now instead of Macbeth." - W

"[Re: Pepsi] The only reason I need it is to deal with you people." - W

February:

February 6, 2003

"Okay, we're gonna, like, learn and grow now." - W

February 10, 2003

"You know what would be cool?  If everybody would shut up, that'd be cool." - W

"I am glad to be here to encourage you to be responsible." - W

"[Re:  No calculator] It's gonna be harder for you to do the math then, huh?" - W

"I am on the verge of having an episode, if you won't be quiet." - W

"The fact that your mouth is open and there's sound coming from it is a bad sign." - W

"I'm not talking, it wasn't me." - Dallin J.
"It's been you for the last five minutes!  Shut up!" - W

--Kenny G. was playing in the hall, and Wentz asked to close the door.  Someone mentioned the fact that he has the world record for the longest note played.  Wentz said that he hasn't for a few months because someone beat him.  Someone else asked how he does that, and it got out somehow that Wentz knows how to circular breathe!  She played trumpet a while back, and her private teacher taught her.  So, for all those band people reading this, Wentz can circular breathe.  Isn't that cool?--

"If you want, call me a wench or something. Because of Seinfeld, the word Nazi is used wrong [by everyone]." - W

"Oh, my gosh, you sludge-drinking...okay." - W

"So, if you were to make this out of..." - W
"Lead cyanide?" - Chris
"[Glares at Chris] Lead cyanide, it would be a lot heavier..." - W

"[Re:  Ice melter] Don't let your dog eat that.  Don't flame your dog, either." - W

March:

March 3, 2003

"Is there a reason there is sound coming out of your mouth?  Shut up and take the quiz!" - W

March 11, 2003

--Quote Omitted--

"Mark H., he's on the bad list.  Chris, he's on the bad list.  And, surprisingly enough, John and David weren't on the bad list.  Mark and Chris were." - W

May:

May 28, 2003

"Let's have some shut the heck up! Including whistling!" - W

"I know, I'm a horrible person.  Shut up." - W

"Now you're really asking for it." - W

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