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5o Things We Want Guys To Know

Well, the guys had their chance to tell the girls the things WE should know, now its our turn! Sincerely made by Kate and Ash!

1. Smoking is gross. Period.

2. Too much cologne makes us gag. Just a touch please.

3. Don't tell us "Holy smokes" and then inform us about the porn ad you just saw.

4. Don't smoke in the car. (referring to #1 don't smoke at all)

5. Don't show us off to your friends like we're your new puppy

6. Don't lie. Especially to our faces. its just something u DONT do (cough cough..u no who u are)

7. Really loud music is obnoxious, especially when we're trying to have a conversation in the car

8. We analyze conversations. Its what we do, don't take it personally.

9. Telling us we're beautiful is nice, but don't go overboard, it gets uncomfortable.

10. Tongue rings....no.

11. Drugs are gross.

12. If you have an STD, please tell us. (immediately... not when its "too late")

13. Don't talk about your exgirlfriends

14. Not all girls are alike. Just because you had a bad experience with someone else doesn't mean we'll do the same thing.

15. No crap about "taking breaks" just end it if you don't like us.

16. We don't care about fast cars.

17. Who cares about Pamela Anderson's boobs.

18. Don't ask us if we dye our hair when we're having blonde moments

19. Don't talk trash about us cuz we could easily talk trash about you

20. Take us surfing and bodyboarding or whatever you do, if you want us to we won't just sit and get a tan we'll surf with you.

21. If you don't want to talk to us, don't, but make sure there's a reason.

22. If we're being crazy, be crazy too, that's the way we have fun.

23. Don't talk about the presents your getting us and how much you had to work to raise up that money to get it.

24. Don't ask our friends why we're mad at you. If you want to know ASK US TO OUR FACE

25. Yes, we have mood swings, deal with it.

26. We have our manly moments, usually if we fart its embarrassing but if you fart, its freakin funny!

27. Humor us. Be as funny as you possibly can.

28. Don't let a cigarette roll out of your hat, and if it does, don't blame it on your friend

29. Don't ever, under any circumstances put the lyrics to the song "Get Busy" by Shawn Paul in your info AFTER our name.

30. If you hurt your head...don't say head hurts say MY head which contains a brain (hopefully) hurts, cuz head hurts just sounds bad.

31. Blow your nose!

32. Don't go around and tell our siblings what we did over the weekend.

33. Don't be girly just to attract us (coughcoughSUNSETScoughMICHELLEBRANCHcoughcough)

34. Don't ask us if we think your hot

35. Love your family and be caringggg but if your not like that normally, we shouldn't even hang out with you.

36. Working out is hot. Abs are nice, but don't get to the point where your like a freaking gladiator then its gross

37. Don't talk about the future (marriage)

38. If you think we might like you, don't flirt with us especially if you have a girlfriend (ya retard)

39. If we dont eat, it doesn't mean we never eat and/or are anorexic, sometimes eating in front of guys is just embarrassing, but for other girls maybe not. (I like to eat so I'll eat in front of anyone/thing)

40. If you ask us a question and it doesn't seem like we're comfortable with it, just drop it, don't think we're just saying never mind or forget about it to be "cute"

41. Hate to break it to you guys, but we wear make-up and sometimes lots of it. We're not that great looking sometimes without it.

42. Do not look in our diaries if we have one. If you "accidentally" do, don't bring anything in there up.

43. Don't ask us about exboyfriends.

44. Sorry if we compare you to exboyfriends, its a habit sometimes.

45. I don't know if this applies to other girls, but I am incredibly sarcastic. Most of the time I'm not serious, if i insult you, boys, I'm probably just kidding.

46. C.S. My oh, my. If you're obsessed with counter strike, don't let it get in the way of our relationship, thats just stupid. Its a stupid video game that is not real.

47. If we're trying to have a conversation with you, give a little bit of a try to involve yourself. EYE CONTACT IS GOOD.

48. Don't drink excessively. Especially if your driving our wasted selves home.

49. Call us once in a while. The reason we may call you is because we'd like to talk! Wow, did you ever think of that one? Don't think we're stalking you just because we -gasp- called your house!

50. LAST BUT NOT LEAST (guys you may let out a long sigh) Once we break up with you, there are many possibilities, we may begin to like you, we may ditch you forever and always, we may cry to you and ask you out again, or we may just kill you. Who knows?! Just be ready for anything!!!

Now guys, if you have made it this far, congradulate yourselves and attempt to follow these simple rantings maybe you'll be a studmuffin and a great guy all in once (pfft, we've been wishing for that FOREVER)

Goodbye Our Loves!