Welcome to the Mack Attack movie reviewer. As you can see, we're quite new, so let's start off with some basics: 1. We are not hippies, prior to common belief. For each movie, both myself and the fabled Mack will give our critiques. Below are both of our rating systems we will be using to judge each film by. Mack and I both have different systems, so it would be wise to read the explanations for both. K.G.'s Ratings: Mack's ratings I hope you enjoy our small attempt at shaking the iron fist at Hollywood. Please don't make this your last visit, we've got much more in store!
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2. We may use some politically incorrect slang or phrases, but please keep in mind, none of it is intended to offend anyone. And if you don't like it, please leave. I'm serious, leave now. Go.
3. We're here for your entertainment and convenience, because of course who better qualified to review multi-million dollar blockbusters than a couple of post-pubescent teens?
Indeniable = Dammit, I can't deny it. Your movie kicks ass. (given rarely.)
Cheese = Pretty damn good. Has a few aspects to it that could become comical or annoying, but we can ignore those.
Praparation H = Ahh, that sweet cooling sensation just took the pain right away!
Gold Star = Remember when your teacher would give you a gold star if you got 100% on an assignment you didn't have to work hard on anyway?
Mild Burning Sensation = Not good, but with just enough bad mixed in to warrant this rating.
Piss = A watery substance usually contained in toilet bowls and the human bladder.
Crap = crap. Plain and simple.
Shit = Just plain 'ol crap but worse than the above.
Twice-shitted Shit = Shit that has been trodden on, passed around, spat on, dropped from an airplane, fed to a pig and shitted out again as twice-shitted shit. Oh, and we barbecued the pig.
A Horse's Ass = for when the movie isn't good per say, but is enjoyable/weird enough not to get any of the other ratings. Besides, some people like asses.
Let me just get off saying, my ratings are just grades... so they'll be a lot easier then K.G.'s... *cough* odd ratings. So basicly it'll be from: A+ to "What the frick was going on in these peoples head when they came up with this idea for a movie" *cough* And there ya go then.
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