It all started with a
dream. A vision, if you will. A vision had by two geniuses
with a common goal - to rule the world with badgers. Let us
take a peek into the mind of a genius...
Nick: I will
be running the place after a month... the world shall soon
follow... and under my rule, you can have many men... that's
the beauty of my rule
Val: i like it
Nick: i just had
the awesomest idea!!!! Giant dancing badger guards!!!!
to guard your imperial palace?
Nick: they would intimidate
Val: only if they eat mushrooms
badgers or the enemy?
Val: the badgers
And thus, the ValNick project was born. Soon the two
new leaders were handing out assignments to their chosen few -
those who were to assist the new dictators in their rule of
Nick: the castle will be called "Badgers
and Beyond!" and I will have Rob announce it at social
Val: that would be amazing
Nick: Kyle will be
Val: as well he should be
Nick: Jenn will
lead the harem and teach them to dance seductively
she'd love that - they would all be very good dancers
Kate will decorate the castle and Rick will train the
troops... he can be the Badger Commando
Val: like the Cheat
- only with thunder!
Nick: children across the land will
buy all his playsets and toys...and Jude will train all of the
hot, oiled men their duties, hanging around all day dressed
like Disney's Aladdin
**UPDATE** Jude has
since accepted this position, despite his dislike of hot,
oiled men, on the condition that he gets a magic carpet. All
efforts are being made to locate one for him.
Carter will be the Prince and take over the entire kingdom in
Val: yes... in due time
Nick: Alicia is in
charge of sheep and puppies
the museums... and italy... and spain
Val: can i be in
charge of Ireland? and mushrooms? oh... and Great Britain? and
Jack Davenport? and Elijah Wood?
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