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Dear Legolass and Prodigiousli,

HELP! THERE ARE CLUMPS OF UNWANTED HAIR IN MY HAIRBRUSH! What am i to do???? (thank you to indigokryptonite for that one)

~helpless~

Legolass: Dear Helpless,

hmmmmmmmm........HMMMMMMM........you are right, YOU ARE HELPLESS! But, you would try shaving your head. THEN you won't get hair stuck in yoiur hairbrush anymore!Let's see if Prodigiousli has any good ideas.

Prodigiousli: Dear Helpless,

try using your toothbrush to brush your TEETH and not your hair or clean your drains.