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Salutations.

We here and tray and wallace productions would like to thank you, poor unfortunate soul, for visiting our very own website. One day it will be bigger, but for now, I'm using my executive power and I've decided we should spend our money on more important things. Therefore all of our money is going to cheap porn and milk duds. We have to skimp on paying for our own domain thing. Times are tough, but never fear. We shall deliver you a hot new website that will not only intrigue, but entertain.

[notice: the whole site should be done by Friday, September 24, 2004, so stay tuned]

OKAY SO MAYBE I LIED! The website isn't up to par.

things have been pretty hectic lately but I've got some good news for you kittens, WE'VE PURCHASED OSCAR WITH A K!! he is our new digital recoding device and we're officially starting to film this month. I will work day and night to provide some cold hard facts and little tidbits that will tickle your brain and perhaps something else a little more south...

like your funny bone, pervert.

HA CHA CHA!!!

[WALLACE]

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